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Author Topic: It sometimes saddens me that people like this still have driver's licenses  (Read 2639 times)
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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2014, 07:30:48 PM »

Maybe Kali.
She's got the controls covered. Grin
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2014, 08:44:36 AM »

I would let Cthulu take the wheel.

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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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