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Started by Johnny OrganDonor, August 09, 2015, 03:05:18 PM

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Johnny OrganDonor

#30
August 19, 2015, 06:14:51 AM
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

Stella

#31
August 19, 2015, 06:33:36 AM
"The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the sufferRing"
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Monsterlover

#32
August 21, 2015, 07:08:28 PM
"Full"
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#33
August 22, 2015, 12:27:37 PM
Because it's worth it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Kopfjäger

#34
August 22, 2015, 03:07:55 PM
"Error. Not long enough."
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Johnny OrganDonor

#35
August 22, 2015, 03:49:28 PM
A Saint Patrick's Day parade.

Speedbag

#36
September 11, 2015, 09:08:24 AM
"That's OK", said the blonde, "I already have the holes for that."
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Duck-Stew

#37
September 11, 2015, 10:41:07 AM
Don't look down...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

KRJ

#38
September 13, 2015, 12:51:43 PM
       


          " Nope, couldn't find Her head "
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

ducpainter

#39
September 13, 2015, 01:06:08 PM
I drop my cigar like 8 times a day.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#40
September 20, 2015, 08:45:27 PM
Stop smelling your balls.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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