I've never been so excited...

[wbeck257]

... to only be so disapointed:

"Ryan Seacrest attacked by a shark"

http://www.accessatlanta.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/accessatlanta/idol/entries/2008/07/28/728_ryan_seacre.html

So much for a relaxing trip to the beach.
On his KIIS-FM radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest said he decided to take a dip in the ocean over the weekend when, he said, "I was bit by a shark!"
See more photos of stars at the beach.
He said he was "about eight feet out" when he felt something swim by him.
"I thought it was a stick," he said. "I wasn't sure what had happened."
Then, he said, "I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left."
Seacrest, 33, said the shark's tooth "wasn't a great thing to find. It was like finding a splinter!"
Although he said he was "in pain," the American Idol co-host wasn't hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it. ("I need to take an Advil!" he yelped.)
But he's bitter.
Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: "No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!"

... sigh

[fwtcc]

I am going to go ahead and say it.  Seacrest = Sniz.  There it is.

Seriously?  If you aren't bleeding profusely, it's merely a funny story not something to pregnant dog about. 

"Yeah so a shark bit me the other day, little bastard left his tooth in me.  Ima gonna get his scent offa that tooth and bite 'im back.  That's what I would say at least.  What is Advil going to do anyways?  God, what a girl.  I wasn't expecting better though, so what can you do?

[c_rex]

who is Ryan Seacrest? American Idolatry?  /shrug   wutevah