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« Reply #2205 on: July 25, 2024, 06:42:56 PM » |
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A newlywed couple went out for a drive in the country.
As they were going along, the woman started getting horny and began flirting with her husband, who was definitely into it.
They both agreed they had to have it RIGHT THEN and they were way out in the middle of nowhere so it seemed safe enough.
The husband pulled the car off the road, parked and started getting into the back seat.
His wife said, “We can’t screw back there! It’s too cramped!”
“You’re right,” he replied, “but I haven’t seen a car from miles…Wanna do it in the road?”
The woman got excited, tore off her clothes and screamed “YEAH!” so they went at it in the middle of the road.
A mile away a trucker in an 18-wheeler was driving along and when he noticed something l in the road he started blasting away on his horn.
As he got closer he realized that it was a young couple, bare-ass naked, screwing their damned brains out in the middle of the road.
He started slowing down and blasting away on the horn but they weren’t moving.
So, still slowing down, he laid on the horn until the 18-wheeler was just inches from their heads.
The trucker jumped out, ran around to the front and started screaming “YOU IDIOTS! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS? DIDN’T YOU SEE MY TRUCK?! DIDN’T YOU HEAR THE HORN? COULDN’T YOU TELL I WAS COMING?
The husband looked up at the trucker and said “Look, man, I was coming, she was coming, you were coming and you were the only one with brakes.”
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