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Author Topic: Bloody Birds  (Read 1861 times)
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« on: May 25, 2008, 02:25:24 AM »
Very Embarrasing
I was doing a highspeed M7 run on the way home from the oldies on Saturday and I look in the rear view mirror and some bloody bird has crapped on my upper arm - the little dirty bugger. The bird must of had some mid flight sphincter loosening. What made it worse was that every time I looked in the mirror it was there... just looking at me, every single time!

Well, I think it was poo anyway. It was a blackish coloured patch. Washed out rather easy.
Any hints? I was not going to do any CSI stuff on it.
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 03:27:05 AM »
wait till you get stuck beside a cattle truck and you get pissed on!
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 02:04:04 PM »
Consider this a lesson in life - it is better to be shat off, than shat on.  Did you try tasting it?
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 02:44:03 PM »
Mmmmmm,
looks like shit??
feels like shit??
smells like shit??
tastes like shit??
Well it must be SHIT!!!

Supposed to be good luck waytogo But then if that was the case then MyLittleDuc would be a trillionaire. (Those bloody seagulls at Phillip Island, laughingdp Grin waytogo)
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2008, 02:54:40 PM »
Lucky you didn't step in it.

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Must have been a bird who was snacking on Mulberries.
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 03:04:00 PM »
Mulberries and birds is a very bad combination for paintwork, I'd have a look around for further 'damage'.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2008, 03:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 25, 2008, 02:54:40 PM
Lucky you didn't step in it.

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Must have been a bird who was snacking on Mulberries.


Aaaah Cheech and Chong!! What a comedy double. You had to be ripped to get full benefit of their humour.  waytogo
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