Darwin award

[He Man]

Dont forget the guy that found putting his sack on the buffing belt at the machine shop during his lunch break was a great way to get off.  Obvously it eventually turned bad, feeling embarrased he grabbed the staple gun off the table and sewed it all back up (no morphine for me, I got stupidity!).  A week later it became grossly infected and he was forced to go to the doctor.  Although not dead he will no longer be putting more darwins into this world.

The full story was frickin hilarious, I think it was in the 2003 version... Good times

THATS a good one.

[trenner]

The books:

http://officialdarwinawards.com/shop/index.php?cPath=21&osCsid=503b8eef57f9c6f87a7b19cbb1c6b0b5

...are great bathroom reading.

[NAKID]

Dont forget the guy that found putting his sack on the buffing belt at the machine shop during his lunch break was a great way to get off.  Obvously it eventually turned bad, feeling embarrased he grabbed the staple gun off the table and sewed it all back up (no morphine for me, I got stupidity!).  A week later it became grossly infected and he was forced to go to the doctor.  Although not dead he will no longer be putting more darwins into this world.

The full story was frickin hilarious, I think it was in the 2003 version... Good times

You were way off. 1991

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

[mossimo]

You were way off. 1991

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

Bought the book in 2003, still funny