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Started by tonyj311, August 21, 2008, 06:48:10 AM

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#30
August 22, 2008, 11:44:10 AM
Quote from: He Man on August 22, 2008, 09:18:18 AM
beat the cat until it learns its lesson and uses its claw like tougne to lick of all the cat piss is very tender, then marinate over night.

DISCLAIMER*what you do to your cat is entirely your own doing. PETA is evil. beating cats are wrong, but sometimes it needs to be done.  ;D

Fixed for you.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Monsterlover

#31
August 22, 2008, 02:46:50 PM
[laugh]

OMG  wrong
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

blue tiger

#32
August 23, 2008, 12:06:53 AM
This cat needs to die. If you aren't up to it I have a badass suppressed pellet rifle. It doesn't make a sound. Cat problem gone.

BTW I really love the "try cat blood" suggestion. I lol'd.
I'm here to kick a*! and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Monsterlover

#33
August 23, 2008, 05:24:21 AM
Man, none of you guys are ever house sitting for me. . .

If you have cats, you don't leave shit you care about laying around for them to sleep on or otherwise defile.  It happens.  Cat's are evil like that.

I can't leave plastic bags laying around or my cats will hose them down.  I don't know why they just do it.  So I learned after 1 incident.  No bags on the floor, cats use the box & everyone is happy ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#34
August 23, 2008, 06:26:54 AM
ML knows the ways of the cat  [thumbsup]
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