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Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

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zedsaid

#300
April 03, 2009, 02:43:50 PM
Quote from: trenner on April 03, 2009, 01:25:16 PM
I wore my Lego visor for the first time today.  On the way to lunch, I stopped at a light.  From the lane next to me, I heard "That thing sounds f*cking fast."

I turned and looked at the guy hanging out of his pickup window, admiring my bike.  I gave the throttle a blip as he did a double-take.

"Woah, nice visor!" he said.

I grinned inside and out, and rode off with the changing light.




The other day (i don't have a lego visor) i got off my duc, there's an old lady sitting on the bench outside my building... as i'm walking in taking off my helmet she says "I like you better with the hat on." 

I realize i'm no supermodel, but daaaaamn that was mean.
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Fresh Pants

#301
April 03, 2009, 03:05:52 PM
Quote from: zedsaid on April 03, 2009, 02:43:50 PM

The other day (i don't have a lego visor) i got off my duc, there's an old lady sitting on the bench outside my building... as i'm walking in taking off my helmet she says "I like you better with the hat on." 

I realize i'm no supermodel, but daaaaamn that was mean.

[laugh] cold.
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drew.bradshaw

#302
April 03, 2009, 03:08:50 PM
hahaha old people are great

corndog67

#303
April 03, 2009, 03:57:41 PM
I'm at a gas station the other day, on the way home from work, and the guy working inside comes out, says that bike sounds awesome (S4 Leo Vince pipes, really, really loud), nice bling, (lots of carbon, and an Ohlins shock), is it fast, I says "Yeah, sort of, depending on what you think is fast", and he says, "Is it reliable?", and I didn't know whether I should lie to him or not. 

gh0stie

#304
April 04, 2009, 12:19:14 AM
"THAT'S A PHUCKING NICE BIKE!!!! BEST THEY EVER MADE!!!"

yelled at me a red light tonight by some kid driving a golf cart around downtown

Grampa

#305
April 04, 2009, 08:31:57 AM
Quote from: drew.bradshaw on April 03, 2009, 03:08:50 PM
hahaha old people are great


yes...... yes we are
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So I went solo.  -Me

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ducatiz

#306
April 04, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
Quote from: zedsaid on April 03, 2009, 02:43:50 PM

The other day (i don't have a lego visor) i got off my duc, there's an old lady sitting on the bench outside my building... as i'm walking in taking off my helmet she says "I like you better with the hat on." 

I realize i'm no supermodel, but daaaaamn that was mean.

she's into B&D and wanted you to be her gimp
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Jarvicious

#307
April 06, 2009, 03:08:10 PM
Quote from: Joe on March 21, 2009, 06:09:18 AM
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When she came home, she walked in the kitchen and said "It smells like Ducati in here!"   ;D

HA!  I get the same thing.  *Cages over to GF's, rings doorbell and goes in*
Me: Hi
Her:  You've been riding.
Me:  Huh? (not denying, just confused by the greeting)
Her:  You smell like bike.  I like bike. 

We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

ICON

#308
April 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
This weekend at a Bike Show Eric Bostrom said my bike was "sick."  That felt pretty good.  [moto]

Monster Dave

#309
April 06, 2009, 03:31:28 PM
Two weeks ago I was riding my bike to work and this guy pulled up along side me on the highway and was pointing and being all emphatic about my Monster. It looked like he was saying that my bike was bass azz, but at best that's a guess. I suppose he could have been saying that I was crazy for riding when it was still 30 degrees outside!!!!! [cheeky]

ducatiz

#310
April 06, 2009, 06:11:24 PM
Quote from: Jarvicious on April 06, 2009, 03:08:10 PM
Her:  You smell like bike.  I like bike. 

that's hawt
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Buckethead

#311
April 06, 2009, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on April 06, 2009, 06:11:24 PM
that's hawt

Agreed.

Your GF needs clones.
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Chchadder

#312
April 06, 2009, 07:29:32 PM
Little 8 year old kid walking by while I was washing the bike one day: "That looks like Batman's bike!!"
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swampduc

#313
April 06, 2009, 07:34:02 PM
Quote from: ICON on April 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
This weekend at a Bike Show Eric Bostrom said my bike was "sick."  That felt pretty good.  [moto]
Had to look at the pics after seeing that comment.
Dude, your bike is sick  [thumbsup]
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BumpaD_Z28

#314
April 06, 2009, 08:03:32 PM
I got this one today:

"I like that year MONSTER a lot more then the new one"

~DaVe
Dave & Jen Hoppie
1971 Suzuki TS125'R'
1999 DUCATI MONSTER M900 CITY w/Mobil 1 Racing 4T 10W-40
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