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Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

Started by optiato, August 26, 2008, 07:35:53 AM

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fastwin

#765
May 19, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
I was thinking the same thing. [laugh] I don't even care if he made it all up... great story!! [laugh] Send that letter to Penthouse!! ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

elyse

#766
May 19, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
Quote from: fastwin on May 19, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
I was thinking the same thing. [laugh] I don't even care if he made it all up... great story!! [laugh] Send that letter to Penthouse!! ;D

lol!! ducati monster forum or penthouse forum... hmmmm one & the same?  [laugh]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

krolik

#767
May 19, 2011, 05:58:28 PM
Dear DMF, I never though this would happen to me...... [cheeky] [laugh]
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

NorDog

#768
May 19, 2011, 06:08:14 PM
Quote from: fastwin on May 19, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
I was thinking the same thing. [laugh] I don't even care if he made it all up... great story!! [laugh] Send that letter to Penthouse!! ;D

I take it you recognize the reference.   :)
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

KRJ

#769
May 19, 2011, 09:08:16 PM


   Everybody has a "First Time", made Me think back a little, good fun...
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

ducmon695

#770
May 20, 2011, 10:07:28 AM
Agree if I would have seen supermodels in a story like that then I would have just said Bull$hit!!  But it truly happened.  Actually today she texted me and said it is sunny outside!  What you doing later?  LOL

2002 Desmohio/Cycle Cat 900ss Cafe

Monster Dave

#771
May 20, 2011, 11:44:43 AM
Quote from: ducmon695 on May 19, 2011, 01:10:27 PM
So I start it up and let it run a little bit and she sits on it.
I give it a good fist full of throttle and she jumps off it.  
Me: What is wrong?
Chick Friend: Nothing, but I need a smoke now

I have it on good authority that this was an unintentional Ducati design "bonus" for the ladies on the older Monsters.

Betty

#772
May 20, 2011, 05:07:29 PM
Don't your bikes in North America come with warning labels like they do down here?



It can be dangerous to remove the warning labels.
Believe post content at your own risk.

fastwin

#773
May 20, 2011, 05:37:26 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

KRJ

#774
May 20, 2011, 09:48:19 PM


   THAT, is Funny shit, will have to get one of those.. [thumbsup]
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

ducmon695

#775
May 23, 2011, 09:18:54 AM
I have got to get me one of those warning stickers!  Where do you get them?
2002 Desmohio/Cycle Cat 900ss Cafe

Artful

#776
May 23, 2011, 10:25:42 AM
If no one can find the original source I can definitely make some, but I don't want to copy someone's existing work if they're still selling them...

Had a good one over the weekend - we were heading out of a brit/classic show and the guy directing traffic out of the parking lot said "Now that's one damn good looking bike". Helluva compliment coming from an old timer that had seen a ton of beautiful bikes that day.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

Betty

#777
May 23, 2011, 11:49:37 AM
Quote from: Artful on May 23, 2011, 10:25:42 AM
If no one can find the original source I can definitely make some, but I don't want to copy someone's existing work if they're still selling them...

I don't know if they were ever commercially available ... was a gift from a fellow Ducati enthusiast we met interstate who took a liking to my wife.

Because apparently you don't believe they are OEM down here in Australia ;) ;D
Believe post content at your own risk.

Artful

#778
May 23, 2011, 12:03:06 PM
In that case would you be yanked if I created a copy? I know how it is to have everyone copy your ideas, so I wouldn't make this without your permission.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

Monster Dave

#779
May 23, 2011, 12:14:30 PM
Quote from: Betty on May 20, 2011, 05:07:29 PM
Don't your bikes in North America come with warning labels like they do down here?



It can be dangerous to remove the warning labels.

[laugh]


And it should be small enough to go right on the lower part of the fuel tank nearest the seat! That's funny!!
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