Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[stopintime]

The mechanical engineers at the office were admiring the clean design of my bike.

I expected more from You, Miss I  Hot girl on a hot bike - you must have another few goodies up your sleeve?

[Doctor Woodrow]

I have my arms wrapped around a super hot girl, whom I am obviously interested in, and whom is also obviously quite interested in me (please see inappropriate placement of hands by both parties involved), and her equally hot friend steps in close and she says in a sultry voice "So . . . ever have sex on your Ducati?"

The Doc

[knightrider]

you would definetly need a rear stand, I don't know if the sidestand could handle all that.

[Popeye the Sailor]

you would definetly need a rear stand, I don't know if the sidestand could handle all that.

Only if she's a beast. You don't have to be on the bike with her.

[NorDog]

I'm a student at MMI (Motorcycle Mechanics Institute) in Phoenix.

The parking lot is full of bikes; Harleys, metric cruisers, Gixxers, CBRs, you name it.

So, I pull into a parking spot and these guys gather around.  One say, "By far you have the most beautiful biker in this lot."  Another says, "I would have sex with a man for that bike."

I backed away slowly at that point.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I'm a student at MMI (Motorcycle Mechanics Institute) in Phoenix.

The parking lot is full of bikes; Harleys, metric cruisers, Gixxers, CBRs, you name it.

So, I pull into a parking spot and these guys gather around.  One say, "By far you have the most beautiful biker in this lot."  Another says, "I would have sex with a man for that bike."

I backed away slowly at that point.

Personally, I would've run.

[NorDog]

Personally, I would've run.

If he had looked at me the way he looked at my bike, I would have!

[somegirl]

I expected more from You, Miss I  Hot girl on a hot bike - you must have another few goodies up your sleeve?

Oh, those kind of comments...I get those on a daily basis.

[Doctor Woodrow]

you would definetly need a rear stand, I don't know if the sidestand could handle all that.

You might be suprised at what a side stand can handle . . .

[rgramjet]

The mechanical engineers at the office were admiring the clean design of my bike.

LOL  Kinda like the golf pro that said my wife has a "natural swing".  She swings a golf club like a nearsighted baby seal hunter!  I gave him a look like "Cmon dude, get some new material"   

Im sure your bike kicks ass though Ms!!

[optiato]

this thread is  thanks for starting it!

    

[DesmoDiva]

Just got:  "That's the sexiest thing I've seen all day."

Me putting my helmet on next my ST4.  Don't know if he was talking to me, bike, or both.   

[NorDog]

Just got:  "That's the sexiest thing I've seen all day."

Me putting my helmet on next my ST4.  Don't know if he was talking to me, bike, or both.   

She was probably looking at your shoes.   

[corey]

Haven't had my duc very long yet, but so far the only standout comment i've gotten was from a guy on a bike.
I'm sitting there, stuck in traffic sweating my nads off, when some dude on a huffy or something (probably nicer...) flies by me splitting lanes, and yells NICE BIKE DUDE! from about  3-4 inches away from my face... Scaring the living SHIT out of me. I almost swung as a reflex action, but didn't want to drop the damn bike.

Most chicks around here don't know the difference between a ducati and a ninja 250.

[DesmoDiva]

She was probably looking at your shoes.   

It was a HE that commented.  And he could have been complimenting my Sidi Vertigos.