For older bikes you omitted step 5B: "realize you forgot to put the speedo thingie on the wheel, so remove wheel and restart."
Nice job, as always. If the lawyer thing doesn't work out you can work for the Haynes Manual people.
Oh, and when we're drinkin' sometime, I'll tell you about the time I forgot to pump the brakes, hopped on the bike and backed down my driveway, doing my best Fred Flintstone braking maneuver.