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Oh dear god-read this auction ad!

Started by Popeye the Sailor, September 01, 2008, 07:33:00 PM

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Monsterlover

#15
September 02, 2008, 06:57:06 AM
Once again I have to go against the grain.

I like it.

The ad was crap, but I like the car.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

NeufUnSix

#16
September 02, 2008, 08:08:29 AM
I don't see a Mopar 440 anywhere...
"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

Jarvicious

#17
September 02, 2008, 08:15:00 AM
I was curious which particular Mopar 440 he was referring to.  I bet those Soney speakers really bang.  I'm calling my girlfriend to tell her that if I don't respond to any phone calls in the next 2 days to come over and check my bathtub.  I'll be there bleeding from the ears. 
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

Rameses

#18
September 02, 2008, 03:32:05 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 06:05:30 AM
I sent a question to the seller.

I kept it short and simple...

"Are you retarded?"

We'll see what he says.





And his response...




Dear uncrameses,

yes i am

- *dames*4*dimes*



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]

Grampa

#19
September 02, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
I think Randall wrote the ad copy.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Howie

#20
September 02, 2008, 03:46:05 PM
The seller, on some level, probably had fun.  The person with the real problem?  The person who buys it.

Monsterlover

#21
September 02, 2008, 06:28:07 PM
^
Very insightful right there
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rameses

#22
September 02, 2008, 08:11:51 PM
Okay, here's the one question I keep pondering anytime I think about this thing...

...on an exhaust with no muffler, why does he need a cut-out??

NAKID

#23
September 02, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
Cause he's a tard, he admitted it to you...
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Rameses

#24
September 02, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
Cause he's a tard, he admitted it to you...



[laugh]

I hadn't thought about that.

Scottish

#25
September 02, 2008, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 08:11:51 PM
Okay, here's the one question I keep pondering anytime I think about this thing...

...on an exhaust with no muffler, why does he need a cut-out??
[laugh]

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blue tiger

#26
September 06, 2008, 09:05:08 PM
Love the custom "rag" gas cap !! [laugh]
I'm here to kick a*! and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Popeye the Sailor

#27
September 06, 2008, 10:08:02 PM
It got no bids, but it's now back up....

http://offer.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll


I offered $13.75 for it (I need the seat frame).
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Rameses

#28
September 07, 2008, 02:28:49 AM
Quote from: someguy on September 06, 2008, 10:08:02 PM
It got no bids, but it's now back up....

http://offer.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll


I offered $13.75 for it (I need the seat frame).


Somebody outbid you...

...so I started bidding against them so I could tell you I'd sell you the seat frame.

I got to $250 before I got bored.   :-\
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