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« Reply #375 on: April 01, 2009, 09:48:55 PM » |
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Ummm I think it was a fantasy situation??   |
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« Reply #376 on: April 01, 2009, 11:03:16 PM » |
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I fixed it for you, real life brought to you by Il ragno! Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman took control....
with one hand she pulled her shirt over her head and unclipped the clasp of her bra whilst saying "check out these puppies boys!"
all the men started clapping......
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« Reply #377 on: April 01, 2009, 11:13:27 PM » |
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I fixed it for you, real life brought to you by Il ragno!
I applaud your foolhardy bravery oh he of the Arachnidae !!  Now just wait for the women of the DMF to have their say !!  |
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« Reply #378 on: April 01, 2009, 11:17:18 PM » |
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What's the point in saying anything Gaz?
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« Reply #379 on: April 01, 2009, 11:23:25 PM » |
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whoa!
hold on there...
the point of the joke remained....the intelligence of the woman makes all the blokes die!
The woman is still empowered whilst the males are the butt of the joke....so we should be on safe comedic ground here!
but we are talking about 10 aussie men here....let's be truthful about what will make them clap and what won't!
(psychological evaluations have constantly shown that men don't realise the value of house keeping and mothering).
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« Reply #380 on: April 01, 2009, 11:36:56 PM » |
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« Reply #381 on: April 01, 2009, 11:53:43 PM » |
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Very clever Spider trying to use seemingly, iintelligently argued statistics to get out of the poo! Sad thing is, your argument is probably correct.
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« Reply #382 on: April 02, 2009, 12:51:49 AM » |
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When I was a teenager I used to say/do anything to get a laugh (I when it went wrong, well I imagine feelings were hurt)....but as I've got older I've tried to work out why things are indeed humorous.
the white middle-class, middle-aged male is about the only thing left that you can pick on and not be deemed to be un PC. scary hey?
Put your spoon away handsome! (but feel free to come round with your heavy equipment for that dyno-bolt thingy!)
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« Reply #383 on: April 02, 2009, 02:45:25 AM » |
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Oh no, now we've got a Spider - Dragon bromance happening.  |
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« Reply #384 on: April 02, 2009, 02:50:18 AM » |
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maybe that can be our motto: Ozmonsters: share the love |
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« Reply #385 on: April 02, 2009, 02:52:01 AM » |
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yep a lot of sharing going on. |
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« Reply #386 on: April 02, 2009, 11:58:57 AM » |
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Forget the bromance I sense somebody is making (dyna-bolt) preparations for a new arrival!   |
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« Reply #387 on: April 02, 2009, 12:04:54 PM » |
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When I was a teenager I used to say/do anything to get a laugh (I when it went wrong, well I imagine feelings were hurt)....but as I've got older I've tried to work out why things are indeed humorous.
the white middle-class, middle-aged male is about the only thing left that you can pick on and not be deemed to be un PC. scary hey?
Put your spoon away handsome! (but feel free to come round with your heavy equipment for that dyno-bolt thingy!)
(This'll get the smutty minded of us going ! ) Hey Spider, do you want me to bring the chains and other methods of bondage with me?? |
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« Reply #389 on: April 02, 2009, 02:31:49 PM » |
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