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« Reply #405 on: April 14, 2009, 07:52:19 PM »

so you want me to try it ,and make a video clip and put it up on the forum.Dragon you are just a rudie boy Roll Eyes Evil

I certainly suggested absolutely nothing of the sort !!  Shocked

Hmmmm, but now that you mentioned it !  Grin  Evil  cheeky  waytogo
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« Reply #406 on: April 14, 2009, 07:56:43 PM »

well dragon it might bring my temperature down but bring you right up there. i give it a go right now for you
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« Reply #407 on: April 15, 2009, 12:13:51 AM »

well dragon it might bring my temperature down but bring you right up there. i give it a go right now for you

Big tassles will create a nice cooling breeze for your fevered brow poor Jukie dear.  waytogo
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« Reply #408 on: April 15, 2009, 12:15:20 AM »

but what will it do for you my DRAGON
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« Reply #409 on: April 15, 2009, 01:22:40 AM »

Heh, heh, heh  Evil

You know very well I cant describe it here or I'll get banged by Admin.  Grin  cheeky  waytogo
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« Reply #410 on: April 15, 2009, 03:55:52 AM »

Sorry I must be a freak I can do it. the foot hand thing - sorry to interrupt the love in -  the trick is to concentrate on what your foot is doing and not your hand. See all those years of yoga have paid off. Also helps if you've had the odd Jameson or two.   waytogo
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« Reply #411 on: April 15, 2009, 01:19:33 PM »

she is a clever girl is our Heather
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« Reply #412 on: April 15, 2009, 01:20:37 PM »

Heh, heh, heh  Evil

You know very well I cant describe it here or I'll get banged by Admin.  Grin  cheeky  waytogo


oooohhhhh DRAGON you do bring a smile to my face  Evil
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« Reply #413 on: April 15, 2009, 02:54:44 PM »

Thats my job!!  waytogo

Its fun making people laugh!!  Grin
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« Reply #414 on: April 15, 2009, 03:10:48 PM »

you know how to push the right buttons dragon
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« Reply #415 on: April 15, 2009, 03:15:16 PM »

  Grin   waytogo
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« Reply #416 on: April 16, 2009, 02:53:31 AM »

Old men may walk SLOW but think FAST
 
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.

He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and
avocado trees.

The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had
some picnic tables placed there

In the shade of the fruit trees.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as
he hadn't been there for a while.   

He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the
dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.   

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
dam.   

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the dam naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
 
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.

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« Reply #417 on: April 16, 2009, 02:56:02 AM »

very good dragon i could see you pulling this trick Evil waytogo
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« Reply #418 on: April 16, 2009, 02:59:41 AM »

Who? Me?? Nah I'd have my gear off on the run and be in the water before they knew what stuck 'em !!  waytogo  Evil

(Cue the "Jaws" music, Daaaah Dum, Daaah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum.) Grin  cheeky
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« Reply #419 on: April 16, 2009, 03:03:55 AM »

well dragon i  know you would do that to you naught boy you
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