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ducducgooseme
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package
Re: You know you have a problem when...
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September 30, 2008, 05:21:51 AM »
no no no...i usually only text while driving and drinking my latte.
I was out front of my work actually...on my own two feets!!
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
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Re: You know you have a problem when...
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Quote from: ducducgooseme on September 30, 2008, 05:21:51 AM
no no no...i usually only text while driving and drinking my latte.
I was out front of my work actually...on my own two feets!!
Very unnew mexican of you, that must be a Vermont thing.
YOU DRINK
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Naaa, just doesn't have the same hit as the original.
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Zaster
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Re: You know you have a problem when...
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Quote from: Punx Clever on September 29, 2008, 05:58:44 AM
what a salesman... you are as bad as the Dusenberries!
Good the hear from a fellow asphalt kisser
........ well maybe you only caressed [moto]
How are things with you?
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waitin on parts man, waitin on parts. Being a poor college student means I like to buy stuff cheap. Buying stuff cheap means waiting as the Motored-Sports guy takes a LONG time... ugh. I could be riding right now with a slipper clutch and all the goodies if I hadn't bit on the cheaper alternative.
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Zaster
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Re: You know you have a problem when...
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October 04, 2008, 04:25:09 PM »
....... a young rooster moves into your and your neigbors backyard (pictured) and decides to attract the opposite sex at 6:00 A.M.
This wouldn't be problem during the work week since he could replace my alarm clock but does pose a problem on weekends.
If he doesn't move on soon I might have to post a nude picture of him adorning a roasting pan.
Here is a picture of the rascal:
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bonfy
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Re: You know you have a problem when...
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Please
put SPOILER if you post up that picture so I can avoid it all cost. I would be traumatized for a couple weeks at least, now that I've seen his cockiness.
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Zaster
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I was able to direct him towards the backyard I thought he came from....he seems to be great flyer and way to handsome for the roasting pan
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Scottish
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That's thinkin' with your dipstick Jimmy!
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October 05, 2008, 03:51:06 PM »
I'm pretty sure DDGM will have a fit and pull any pics of your nake cock.
but then again maybe not.
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ducducgooseme
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I go away from the dmf for a couple of days and pics of feathered cocks start showing up. jeeze.
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bonfy
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