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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2008, 05:21:51 AM »

no no no...i usually only text while driving and drinking my latte.

I was out front of my work actually...on my own two feets!!
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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2008, 06:18:32 AM »

no no no...i usually only text while driving and drinking my latte.

I was out front of my work actually...on my own two feets!!

Very unnew mexican of you, that must be a Vermont thing.   

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« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2008, 04:18:59 PM »

what a salesman... you are as bad as the Dusenberries!
Good the hear from a fellow asphalt kisser  Grin........ well maybe you only caressed [moto]
How are things with you?
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« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2008, 06:43:29 AM »

waitin on parts man, waitin on parts.  Being a poor college student means I like to buy stuff cheap.  Buying stuff cheap means waiting as the Motored-Sports guy takes a LONG time...  ugh.  I could be riding right now with a slipper clutch and all the goodies if I hadn't bit on the cheaper alternative.
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« Reply #34 on: October 04, 2008, 04:25:09 PM »

....... a young rooster moves into your and your neigbors backyard (pictured) and decides to attract the opposite sex at 6:00 A.M.
This wouldn't be problem during the work week since he could replace my alarm clock but does pose a problem on weekends.
If he doesn't move on soon I might have to post a nude picture of him adorning a roasting pan.
Here is a picture of the rascal:
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« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2008, 07:57:23 PM »

Please put SPOILER if you post up that picture so I can avoid it all cost.  I would be traumatized for a couple weeks at least, now that I've seen his cockiness.   laughingdp laughingdp 

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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2008, 01:11:10 PM »

I was able to direct him towards the backyard I thought he came from....he seems to be great flyer and way to handsome for the roasting pan applause
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2008, 03:51:06 PM »

I'm pretty sure DDGM will have a fit and pull any pics of your nake cock.  vomit but then again maybe not.
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2008, 05:55:15 PM »

I go away from the dmf for a couple of days and pics of feathered cocks start showing up.  jeeze.


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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2008, 07:34:49 PM »

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