Just found this while clicking through Youtube, /wifey and I laughed our asses off.
I don't think it needs much translation, but I'm guessing it goes something like.
Yes sweetie I know you are a race car driver but you don't really have to show me!
Slow down, slow down, slow down you S.O.B. M.F. your going to fast blah blah blah.......
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