Greetings

[krolik]

I agree. Cursed. What should my new name be?

FooFooKitty

 


or maybe



1/2piNt


 



 

[ryandalling]

I agree. Cursed. What should my new name be?

NekkidBoobies!!

or

NekkidBubble

 

[JohnnyDucati]

Great ride, guys.  Lots of fun.  Everyone in the group is a top notch guy.

The coast was the place to be this weekend.  Did you notice how hot it was in the valley when we got back?  Sheesh.

JB, sorry about the tumble.  On the bright side, it was a minor scrape, and you were able to get right back on the same horse and ride it home (via the coast).  Way to go.  For what it's worth, I'd probably rate that road an 8 out of 10 on the difficulty scale, maybe a 9.  Good on you that you didn't end up in the Douglas firs and blackberries.

However, the next group ride, please remind me to NOT do wheelies in front of the State Patrol  .  Turned out OK, apparently, Barney Fife was on his lunch break - lucky for me/us.  Tomorrow, I will stay after school and write on the board 100 times:

I will not do wheelies in front of the State Patrol.
I will not do wheelies in front of the State Patrol.
I will not do wheelies in front of the State Patrol . . .

Oh, by the way.  Watch out for a surly old hillbilly in Tillamook county who drives a dark blue Jeep Cherokee.  He doesn't like to be passed.  When Dirteagle (Robert) and Ryan passed him, he flipped them off.  So, I waited a little till the next straightaway and then started to pass ol' Jeremiah Johnson.  What does he do?  He SWERVES AT ME.  And not just a little wiggle of the steering wheel - he came over 1/2 way into my lane in a very threating godamn manner.  WTF?

Does that count as attempted murder or assault?  Sure felt like it to me.  I swallowed hard and whaled on the throttle and got past Mr. "Richard Head" as fast as the little Rs could muster.  What a fargin' asshole s.o.b.  Just a word to all to be careful out there - there are some very squirrelly characters out there.

Till next time.

JohnnyD

[jdubbs32584]

FooFooKitty

 

A Motherism for you: I hate you.

or maybe



1/2piNt


 



 

I like 1/2Pint. Something along those lines.....


Oh yeah, hate you too Ryan. 


Johnny, glad you're ok. What that guy did was horrible and should def. be attempted assault or something. Did you get his plate?

[JohnnyDucati]

A Motherism for you: I hate you.

I like 1/2Pint. Something along those lines.....


Oh yeah, hate you too Ryan. 


Johnny, glad you're ok. What that guy did was horrible and should def. be attempted assault or something. Did you get his plate?

Ha!  Yeah, tried to read his plates as he went past us while we were parked, and his Cherokee was so scummy dirty that the plate numbers were obscured!  Oh, well. 

[JohnnyDucati]

A Motherism for you: I hate you.

I like 1/2Pint. Something along those lines.....

I don't want to be left out . . .

I agree. Cursed. What should my new name be?

hmm . . . some ideas:

GravelGirl

Valentina Rossi

LuckyLeprechaun

SuperJess

SuperBubble

DoubleBubble

Bubblicious

We should compile a list for a poll!!

 

[Dirteagle]

Hey Johnnyducati, sorry you had to take the brunt of one of the local rednecks in Tillamook. I don`t think he wanted us to pass him. He was cooking through there at about 60mph which is pretty fast for that old jeep . Probable figured we wouldn`t be able get by him because he was such a good driver. Some people can be such buttwipes.  I notice when we were all grouped up at Hwy 101 be pulled up to the sign and didn`t even look our way. No chance to give him the stinkeye.

Oh ya, and thanks for distracting the State patrol with the wheelie while we all ran the Stop sign. That was real thoughtful of you.

[jdubbs32584]

I don't want to be left out . . .

hmm . . . some ideas:

GravelGirl

Valentina Rossi

LuckyLeprechaun

SuperJess

SuperBubble

DoubleBubble

Bubblicious

We should compile a list for a poll!!

 

 

Wheelie boy! What was it you told me? Your throttle was a little sticky or something? 

[Visolara]

no, I'm serious.  I crash a lot too.   

[Tailgunner]

no, I'm serious.  I crash a lot too.   

  you crack me up 

Glad you guys had fun and sounds like JB is okay and had an experience that could help in the future perhaps.
 
I would have given that guy in the jeep some spark plugs! What a prick!!

[NEIKOS]

Ya know . . . I heard a story once about a Harley rider that used to carry spark plugs in his pocket for just such an occasion.  He'd pass them and then throw a handful or 2 into the air behind him like grenades to hit the vehicle behind him.

Did it it this one time and cracked the guys windshield.  Guy rammed him into a ditch with the bumper of his truck.

Maybe it's one of those there urban legends but still . . .

[mandrews]

Just wanted to say 'thanks' for such a great turn out and the camaraderie.  It was a stellar day and an amazing route.   I'm glad that JB is fine and stuck with it to the coast. My vote for the alias is ‘8Lives’ (inspired by 9 lives) incase anyone is keeping track.

We'll have to do it again, hopefully before the weather turns south.  Anyway, look forward to the next ride.

Se ya soon,
Mike A.

[8 lives]

I like that alias, think i am going to adopt it as my new name on here.  Didn't really like the jb78 anyways.