FTR

[Grampa]

my legs are not THAT white 

[ducpainter]

keep telling yourself that.   

[lethe]

my legs are not THAT white 

I hear that you have no need for night lights in the house.

[The Architect]

The problem with people with white legs is they don't know they have white legs.     

[Popeye the Sailor]

I hear that you have no need for night lights in the house.

BP used to direct aircraft with nothing more than a pair of shorts and some fancy runnin'.

[Rev. Millertime]

Nothing wrong with white legs.

I'll admit it... I've got some white friggin' legs.

Biggest problem is, you can't tell where my socks end and my legs begin.

[Fresh Pants]

Nothing wrong with white legs.

I'll admit it... I've got some white friggin' legs.

Biggest problem is, you can't tell where my socks end and my legs begin.

You could wear dark coloured socks.

[Randimus Maximus]

You could wear dark coloured socks.

psssst...your back on the west side of the big pond now.

[Fresh Pants]

oh yeah

dark colored socks

[Randimus Maximus]

did you get that clutch oiling issue resolved?

[Statler]

my legs are not THAT white 

oh sure...not NOW...but five minutes ago they were.

[somegirl]

I've got a cyclist's tan...not sure it's any better.

[CairnsDuc]

Yeah, It's the Tan lines from the Leather Thong and Chaps that I'm having trouble covering up......

[CairnsDuc]

And my work here is done. 

[sqweak]

I see pale people...walking around...like everyone else...they don't even know that they're pale!