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Super T.I.B
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« on: September 17, 2008, 12:01:53 AM »

I know I bloody wouldn't!

VIRGIN!
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 12:15:20 AM »

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 12:22:50 AM »

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

But, just saying, she would want to do everything and anything.

If you know what I mean.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 03:10:18 AM »

Hmmmm, aint that prostitution??? Money for sex?? Grin

Or is that marriage!!! Wink Roll Eyes

I'm now outa here before MyLittleDuc reads this!! laughingdp cheeky
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 03:23:11 AM »

you'd better hope to christ it is a "She"   Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 04:01:45 AM »


Only if I wanted to go for a row on Lake Placid.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 05:38:19 AM »

Dam it. She is one of my virgins gone missing....  Grin

OOohhh well can't keep them all.....  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 09:01:49 AM »

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 11:07:56 AM »

you can still do a hell of a lot of great stuff in bed and still be classified a virgin!

and let's be real....the only bloke who really wants a virgin is one who knows he's so bad in bed that he cannot be compared to previous lovers without looking like the dud he is.

Or one who's sexual tendencies are so strange that he needs someone inexperienced so that he can tell them that it really is normal to only be able to perform whilst a Macaw screeches 'God save the Queen' in the background.

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!!  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 12:34:36 PM »

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!!  Grin

MMmmmm different tsck for me Spider....  Roll Eyes

I love virgins cause they think that I am the Casanova of lovers cause they don't know any different.....  cheeky  laughingdp

And of course I am a great Casanova....  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 03:31:55 PM »

To BigT and the Arachnid...............................

Uhuh uhuh, yep yep suuuuurrrrreeee. Such studs. Roll Eyes Grin laughingdp
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 12:33:31 AM »

marriage = hire purchase. Grin
we're all paying, one way or another! Wink


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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2008, 01:11:40 AM »

marriage = hire purchase. Grin
we're all paying, one way or another! Wink

paul.

Yep, here's a good example

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After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no pregnant doging and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2008, 01:44:24 AM »

you can still do a hell of a lot of great stuff in bed and still be classified a virgin!

and let's be real....the only bloke who really wants a virgin is one who knows he's so bad in bed that he cannot be compared to previous lovers without looking like the dud he is.

Or one who's sexual tendencies are so strange that he needs someone inexperienced so that he can tell them that it really is normal to only be able to perform whilst a Macaw screeches 'God save the Queen' in the background.

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!!  Grin
mmm reminds me of a joke...... A young man picks up a lady and she whispers in his ear give me 8 inches and hurt me!!
                                               so the young man _ _cks her twice and preceeds to smash her head in with a brick (a virgin wouldnt know any better!! Grin)

P.S I apologize for the vulgarity of the aforementioned joke and do not condone using such language often!!
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2008, 01:59:32 AM »

Dos, many years ago before her death (I do have SOME class) I used to say the same thing about Princess Diana....the mathematics are amazing.

However...a great woman is PRICELESS.

(can you tell I'm deeply in love at the moment! - I make myself sick!)
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