Would you pay this much?

[Super T.I.B]

I know I bloody wouldn't!

VIRGIN!

[mattyvas]

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.

[Super T.I.B]

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

But, just saying, she would want to do everything and anything.

If you know what I mean. 

[dragonworld.]

Hmmmm, aint that prostitution??? Money for sex??

Or is that marriage!!!

I'm now outa here before MyLittleDuc reads this!!

[CairnsDuc]

you'd better hope to christ it is a "She"   

[DosVerde]

Only if I wanted to go for a row on Lake Placid.

[Big T]

Dam it. She is one of my virgins gone missing.... 

OOohhh well can't keep them all..... 

[wraith]

Can't say I'd pay that much for a beginner......
If indeed she is.

+1 

[Spider]

you can still do a hell of a lot of great stuff in bed and still be classified a virgin!

and let's be real....the only bloke who really wants a virgin is one who knows he's so bad in bed that he cannot be compared to previous lovers without looking like the dud he is.

Or one who's sexual tendencies are so strange that he needs someone inexperienced so that he can tell them that it really is normal to only be able to perform whilst a Macaw screeches 'God save the Queen' in the background.

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!! 

[Big T]

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!! 

MMmmmm different tsck for me Spider.... 

I love virgins cause they think that I am the Casanova of lovers cause they don't know any different.....   

And of course I am a great Casanova.... 

[dragonworld.]

To BigT and the Arachnid...............................

Uhuh uhuh, yep yep suuuuurrrrreeee. Such studs.

[loony888]

marriage = hire purchase.
we're all paying, one way or another!


paul.

[DosVerde]

marriage = hire purchase.
we're all paying, one way or another!

paul.

Yep, here's a good example

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After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no pregnant doging and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense

[wraith]

you can still do a hell of a lot of great stuff in bed and still be classified a virgin!

and let's be real....the only bloke who really wants a virgin is one who knows he's so bad in bed that he cannot be compared to previous lovers without looking like the dud he is.

Or one who's sexual tendencies are so strange that he needs someone inexperienced so that he can tell them that it really is normal to only be able to perform whilst a Macaw screeches 'God save the Queen' in the background.

I hate virgins! - they don't understand just how magnificent I am!!!!! 

mmm reminds me of a joke...... A young man picks up a lady and she whispers in his ear give me 8 inches and hurt me!!
                                               so the young man _ _cks her twice and preceeds to smash her head in with a brick (a virgin wouldnt know any better!! )

P.S I apologize for the vulgarity of the aforementioned joke and do not condone using such language often!!

[Spider]

Dos, many years ago before her death (I do have SOME class) I used to say the same thing about Princess Diana....the mathematics are amazing.

However...a great woman is PRICELESS.

(can you tell I'm deeply in love at the moment! - I make myself sick!)