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Started by ScottRNelson, May 09, 2008, 05:41:54 AM

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Got Duc

#165
May 20, 2008, 04:09:40 AM
The cops are behind you
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

somegirl

#166
May 20, 2008, 07:20:39 AM
boring conference call this morning [coffee]
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junior varsity

#167
May 20, 2008, 07:52:30 AM
having to invent work today

herm

#168
May 20, 2008, 08:09:23 AM
taking truck to the shop
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

herm

#169
May 20, 2008, 08:10:19 AM
front brakes, transmission work,.......ouch  :P
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

TiNi

#170
May 20, 2008, 09:18:44 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 04:09:40 AM
The cops are behind you

what did i do wrong?

Got Duc

#171
May 20, 2008, 11:46:33 AM
They gave me a ticket!
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

TiNi

#172
May 20, 2008, 11:49:20 AM
for speeding i will assume  [evil]

junior varsity

#173
May 20, 2008, 11:54:26 AM
motorcycle - seat belt law infraction

Got Duc

#174
May 20, 2008, 02:44:27 PM
i keep it under eighty  [evil]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

swerdna

#175
May 20, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 20, 2008, 02:44:27 PM
i keep it under eighty  [evil]

except for when i don't

Got Duc

#176
May 20, 2008, 03:13:28 PM
Bail was one hundred fifty  :(
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Randimus Maximus

#177
May 20, 2008, 03:16:07 PM
went to the pokey, eh?

Got Duc

#178
May 20, 2008, 03:16:50 PM
Have to see the judge
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Got Duc

#179
May 20, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Points on license are coming
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.
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