Geez, look what I missed all day yesterday while I was sitting in a classroom doing a boring Diploma in Business Mgmt.
Anyway, if I had of been in front of a compoota yesterday, my thoughts would have been:
1. Shit!
2. Presenters were trying too hard to be like there UK compatriots.
3. Presenters were trying to act like old mates but they had only just known each other for a couple of weeks.
4. Shit!
5. Maybach! Gimme a break.
Who'd buy a poncey f*cken re-badged Mercedes! Wankers with too much money, that's who!
6. Soft C*CK roaders! That's all they are, that's all they will ever be. Soccer Mum wagon for taking Felix & Felicity to a garden tea party! F*CK OFF!
7. Shit!
8. I want to see a real comparison, get some clapped out cars, say a Valiant Charger, Holden Torana/Kingswood, Ford Falcon and a Leyland P76 (if you can find one) and go bush or drive them to Cape York and drive them till they do or don't break. Mini Moke with a shark cage on it, I don't know what that was supposed to mean, "You can put a cage on a turd and the shark still won't eat it"
9. Shit!
10. "The Stig" how about "the Yob" or "The Bogan"
11. Proton Satria? As was said before, I'm sure they could have used a more popular car. Does anyone even buy Satria's?
12. Track. Boring as BAT SH*T! We need the "Hammerhead!"
13. Vince Colosimo. "Oh, I won a trophy!" F*CK OFF!
14. Shit!
15. SHIT!
16. SHIT!
That is all.