what are you going to be for Halloween?

[kinetic3]

[Popeye the Sailor]

If I could find that costume I so would-that guy is the scariest mothermake the beast with two backser ever.

[NeufUnSix]

I was thinking Naked Snake from MGS3. Army surplus camo and gear, bandana, eye patch, five o-clock shadow. I vaguely resembled Snake when my hair is long.

I had a discussion with some friends, we came up with some interesting ideas. Mainly pirates. I thought of a pirate outfit with double hook hands and two eyepatches (insert some black translucent cloth so you can see) or a cyberpunk pirate with a dollar store laser pointer installed in the eyepatch. You could get some laughs by strategically aiming the laser at inappropriate spots.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I was thinking Naked Snake from MGS3. Army surplus camo and gear, bandana, eye patch, five o-clock shadow. I vaguely resembled Snake when my hair is long.

I had a discussion with some friends, we came up with some interesting ideas. Mainly pirates. I thought of a pirate outfit with double hook hands and two eyepatches (insert some black translucent cloth so you can see) or a cyberpunk pirate with a dollar store laser pointer installed in the eyepatch. You could get some laughs by strategically aiming the laser at inappropriate spots.

Those two eyepatches can double as a top if you find the right girl.

[FatguyRacer]

My wife roped me into going to a kids/parents party, so I think i'll go as Carl. These people are as square and white as Wonder bread, so they probably wouldnt get it anyway. I hate kid parties.

[KnightofNi]

My wife roped me into going to a kids/parents party, so I think i'll go as Carl. These people are as square and white as Wonder bread, so they probably wouldnt get it anyway. I hate kid parties.

you have to get "2 wicked" stickers made for the car. bonus points if it's a minivan and you leave them on there for a while.


i had another creepy costume idea. the guy from the sham-wow commercials. i'm working on the accent, but i think i could pull it off. i just need some towels to try and sell to people.

[Oldfisti]

Don't forget...

[FatguyRacer]

you have to get "2 wicked" stickers made for the car. bonus points if it's a minivan and you leave them on there for a while.


i had another creepy costume idea. the guy from the sham-wow commercials. i'm working on the accent, but i think i could pull it off. i just need some towels to try and sell to people.

That guy is scary looking. And not in a good way.

"2 Wicked" on my Jetta would be "friggen awesome!"

I wish me and the misses were a little skinnier. We could do The Monarch and Mrs The Monarch from the Venture Bros.

[Oldfisti]

And of course...

[KnightofNi]

That guy is scary looking. And not in a good way.

"2 Wicked" on my Jetta would be "friggen awesome!"

I wish me and the misses were a little skinnier. We could do The Monarch and Mrs The Monarch from the Venture Bros.

that's Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

hahaha, you could do brock sampson and his russian counterpart, molotov cocktease.
or you could do sgt hatred, though i don't recall ever seeing his wife.

[metallimonster]

nah, i wasn't going to do that costume.

i was debating being a hot beef injection.
i could make a syringe costume pretty easy, it would be conveying the beef part of it that would be tough. (and no, i'm not going to buy 40lbs of ground beef to wear as part of a costume)

Dude I love this idea.  Do the syring part with clear plastic and wear a cow costume undreneath.  Some paper fire on your legs would finish it off nicely.

[NeufUnSix]

His wife was the Pocahontas rip off - a good combo, stereotypical native woman with over-the-top military lunatic.

Brock Samson would kick ass. Just go without a shirt covered in blood. Don't forget the hockey hair!

that's Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

hahaha, you could do brock sampson and his russian counterpart, molotov cocktease.
or you could do sgt hatred, though i don't recall ever seeing his wife.

[FatguyRacer]

Assy McGee!

I'd never get invited again and my wife would probably divorce me!

My wife made a squid costume for one of her girlfriend's kids last week. I bet she could make me an Early Cuyler costume and make a Lil costume for herself and we could be SquidBillies. She likes that show as much as I do.

[KnightofNi]

i can't stand squidbillies...

i'm knightofni and i do not approve of that costume.

[FatguyRacer]

Tough!

Sing along with me now...

My dreams are all dead and buried.
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
When god comes and calls me to his kingdom,
I'll take all you sons of pregnant doges when I go!
Aaa ddeee leeeyy aaaaeee ooooo