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« on: October 04, 2008, 12:01:52 PM »

From another forum laughingdp

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again
this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 01:08:04 PM »

 Grin  that was good.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 01:16:52 PM »

 laughingdp
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 08:15:08 PM »

Really that they both alpha wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts about falling out of their deficient T-shirts.



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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 08:30:16 PM »

Really that they both alpha wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts about falling out of their deficient T-shirts.


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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 09:26:05 PM »

And the mod's today, they be feeling tricksy...  cheeky

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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 09:40:26 PM »

And the mod's today, they be feeling tricksy...  cheeky

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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 03:24:17 PM »

laughingdp


Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car , with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you,

State, city and Home Depot address please ! Evil
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 07:28:12 PM »

ha  old one but deff a good one..
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 09:23:38 PM »

From another forum laughingdp

Actually from this forum.  Smiley You have been derby'd.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg132165#msg132165
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 03:15:09 AM »

How did you find that?
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 03:35:42 AM »

Pics or it didn't happen
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 09:19:48 AM »

How did you find that?

I knew I had read it here previously. Used the search button with "home depot" as the keywords.
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 09:43:01 AM »

That's some fine detective work
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 08:03:46 PM »

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