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How old are you folks?

Started by DesmoDisciple, October 05, 2008, 09:00:32 PM

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DrNo08

#60
October 06, 2008, 05:48:52 PM
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695LAM

#61
October 06, 2008, 06:00:50 PM
Quote from: cutter on October 06, 2008, 05:37:39 PM
I be turdyone, got my first monster when I was 27

getting married this weekend, haven't been on my bike in weeks- fall is my favorite time to ride and it is flying by...  >:(


Congrats on the marriage  [wine] Happiness and good health to you both. [beer]



m1moto

#62
October 06, 2008, 06:11:44 PM
46 - my dad always says "a man feels a young as the woman he feels" so then I must be 38
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Kopfjäger

#63
October 06, 2008, 08:11:30 PM
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Paegelow

#64
October 06, 2008, 08:28:46 PM
I'm 22

Raux

#65
October 06, 2008, 09:08:00 PM
37 but feeling 57 lately. so does that mean i need feel my wife more often to feel young again  :( (she's away for awhile that's why i'm feeling old, hence, the joke... well she would have got it... maybe)

akmnstr

#66
October 06, 2008, 09:09:30 PM
Quote from: m1moto on October 06, 2008, 06:11:44 PM
46 - my dad always says "a man feels a young as the woman he feels" so then I must be 38


Hey!!  That's a Groucho joke [laugh]
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Oldfisti

#67
October 07, 2008, 02:01:57 PM
37. My dad says you're never too young to be a dirty old man.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Old-Duckman

#68
October 07, 2008, 03:59:37 PM
I remember Groucho...In fact I remember seeing him on either the Mike Douglas or Merv Griffin show...I must have been in my eary teens. He sang "Lydia the Tatooed Lady".

Any of you who don't know Groucho should go rent a Marx Bros movie...funny and way ahead of their time.


I'm 53.

Monstruo

#69
October 07, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
Age is a state of mind....

therefore....


my mind is old now!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(

I'm 42 next monday......... [wine].
My Toys:
2009 Triumph Daytona 675 :)
2004 S4R
2007 YZF-R1 -- sold :(
2002 S4 -- sold

eyeboy

#70
October 07, 2008, 04:35:05 PM
Quote from: Monstruo on October 07, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
Age is a state of mind....

therefore....


my mind is old now!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(

I'm 42 next monday......... [wine].

my birthday is friday, cheers libra!  [beer]
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 23, 2008, 05:13:21 PMObfuscate! Obfuscate!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon. 

Bun-bun

#71
October 07, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
45 and I can still kick ass and take names. . . . .

I just don't remember the names anymore.

"Say goodnight, Gracie."

"Goodnight Gracie"
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Capt baz

#72
October 07, 2008, 04:49:11 PM
56, last week........ thanks DMF, for the cake & candles in my profile that day.  as for Groucho...i watched "you bet your life", the game show he hosted, as a young fella.  he has several quotes that are killer. here are 2:

time flies like an arrow..........fruit flies like a banana.

outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.......inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

these are still funny, 50 years later. [popcorn]
"It will not go in deepr than it is long"

2016 M 1200 R, Vivid Black, Termignoni, Rapid Bike EVO, EVOTECH Engine/Cooler guards & Tail Tidy, Rizoma Circuit 851 mirrors, Motodemic Adaptive LED Headlight, carbon fiber everywhere........ Kiss French/Ride Italian

stopintime

#73
October 07, 2008, 04:58:08 PM
The Army has stopped calling me.
My girlfriends must think my name is Jesus/God
I have an Italian mistress and she accepts me
The police treat me with undeserved respect

I enjoy the good experiences life serves me - old enough to recognize them when they appear
Still no medical issues

I have the luxury to choose my age of the day - it's never more than the actual 47
252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

duckb0y

#74
October 07, 2008, 05:24:40 PM
24 in January.  Pretty soon I'll be [coffee]
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