The hell are you suppose to do

[He Man]

When someones car alarm has been  going off for 30 minutes straight and the cops wont come? Id shoot the car and wake everyone up if i had one.

[Super T.I.B]

Ear plugs.

[Drunken Monkey]

Here in SF, after the third complaint they are supposed to tow it.

[He Man]

well he shut the damn thing off finnaly. Now im actually getting sleepy, 310am here. and i hear some chick crying outside while walking on high heels, and then i hear something hit the fence, and then silence.

i expect a chick drunk and on the floor, but in xfiles fashion find no body. i go back inside. momments later i hear her again, i look out my window, cant find her. I hear heavy breathing and moaning, and i thought it was a chick having sex outside. i go to investigate. Some dude is trying to clam her down. she is upset about something.

What the hell is wrong with where i live?

[Rameses]

When someones car alarm has been  going off for 30 minutes straight and the cops wont come? Id shoot the car and wake everyone up if i had one.

Set it on fire.

Of course, that's my solution for everything.   

[He Man]

Set it on fire.

Of course, that's my solution for everything.   

you mean watch it set itself on fire?  sorry.


did you get a new bike?

[Rameses]

you mean watch it set itself on fire?  sorry.


did you get a new bike?

No, it was all my doing.

Accident as it may be, it was still my make the beast with two backs-up.

Yeah, I'm riding a Hypermotard now.   

[teddy037.2]

well he shut the damn thing off finnaly. Now im actually getting sleepy, 310am here. and i hear some chick crying outside while walking on high heels, and then i hear something hit the fence, and then silence.

i expect a chick drunk and on the floor, but in xfiles fashion find no body. i go back inside. momments later i hear her again, i look out my window, cant find her. I hear heavy breathing and moaning, and i thought it was a chick having sex outside. i go to investigate. Some dude is trying to clam her down. she is upset about something.

What the hell is wrong with where i live?

and you wonder why you can't sleep? 

[erkishhorde]

Bat to window. At least then there will be a reason for the car alarm to be going off. I hate it when people have car alarms that are so sensitive the wind sets them off.  My friend's car alarm would go off every other morning when the garbage truck came and it pissed of half of the apartment complex for 2 months! Luckily I had a bedroom away from the parking lot. Lucky for her she could turn off the alarm from inside her closet so nobody could see that it was her car. 

[Spicoli]

Anything you do will be breaking the law.

But it is easy to bust a window, pop the hood and disconnect the battery.  Should only take about 30s.

There is a movie all about this, not the best, but you will probably find it good.  I think it is called "Noise" it has Tim Robbins in it.  general vigilante movie about car alarms and noise. 


Otherwise... see if you can make his battery go dead so he can't start his car.

[MendoDave]

I will refrain from saying what I thing needs to be done.   

[He Man]

Ok here is another one.

Today, im on the FDR, some dude is tailing me..... TWO FEET FROM MY WHEEL. and decides to pass me and nearly takes me out at 60mph. I see him 3 miles later at a red light, i go up to his window and tell him "what the make the beast with two backs are you trying to do." Some wanna be gangsta looking ass pregnant dog goes to unbuckle his shit. I stare at him to watch every move so i can be ready. After the belt goes, he goes into his middle draw. Looks like his hand is trying to reach for a gun.

I see it. I back the bike up and watch him. He taks his left hand outside and says

"What you saying n***" I look at him and said WHAT. "YOU WANNA make the beast with two backsING WITH ME N***?" The light turns greeen and i staring through the back window looking at his right hand. I am with my friend and  hes looking at him. then he says "you make the beast with two backsing pregnant dog" and drives off, and i tailed him for a bit.

He drives a green 98 style grand Cherokee thats make the beast with two backsED UP. If he got out of that car with two empty hands I'd make the beast with two backsing kill him.

how the make the beast with two backs do you mouth of to a motorcyclist who you basicaly tried to kill, and talk shit, and have to reach for a weapon.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Ok here is another one.

Today, im on the FDR, some dude is tailing me..... TWO FEET FROM MY WHEEL. and decides to pass me and nearly takes me out at 60mph. I see him 3 miles later at a red light, i go up to his window and tell him "what the make the beast with two backs are you trying to do." Some wanna be gangsta looking ass pregnant dog goes to unbuckle his shit. I stare at him to watch every move so i can be ready. After the belt goes, he goes into his middle draw. Looks like his hand is trying to reach for a gun.

I see it. I back the bike up and watch him. He taks his left hand outside and says

"What you saying n***" I look at him and said WHAT. "YOU WANNA make the beast with two backsING WITH ME N***?" The light turns greeen and i staring through the back window looking at his right hand. I am with my friend and  hes looking at him. then he says "you make the beast with two backsing pregnant dog" and drives off, and i tailed him for a bit.

He drives a green 98 style grand Cherokee thats make the beast with two backsED UP. If he got out of that car with two empty hands I'd make the beast with two backsing kill him.

how the make the beast with two backs do you mouth of to a motorcyclist who you basicaly tried to kill, and talk shit, and have to reach for a weapon.

You know....this is one of those cases where is just ain't worth it. No good ever comes of it. So the guys an asshole-so what? The world is full of 'em. Just let him go man. Let it go.

[ROBsS4R]

You didn't report his license plate 

Its not worth it but let him go and then report his plate asap.

I don't think the police will take a armed person in  car riding like a Ass lightly

[Popeye the Sailor]

You didn't report his license plate 

For what?