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Author Topic: you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?  (Read 55194 times)
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« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2008, 10:32:55 AM »

I had seven of those one day.....next morning at 5 am I had this incredible urge to vacuum...

Are you saying that's a girl's drink?  Grin


Is that the b*tch in the black leathers who ran him off the track?!  She needs to be strung up for lack of judgement and riding skillz!!

Roll Eyes

I thought the girl in the pink t-shirt might have been the culprit. laughingdp
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« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2008, 12:10:01 PM »

Are you saying that's a girl's drink?  Grin



bawahahahahaha,

girls drink.
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What'd you say about my Momma?


« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2008, 12:24:42 PM »

You might be on to something......maybe if I fed these to my wife, Id get stuff done around the house.....including ME!   waytogo
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

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« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2008, 01:26:43 PM »

You might be on to something......maybe if I fed these to my wife, Id get stuff done around the house.....including ME!   waytogo


see, now you're thinking
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« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2008, 02:27:18 PM »

I think you missed the sarcasm flag in IZ's post.   It's admitedly IZ_ because he took the photo of it.


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Thanks Stat!




Heath..I was joking!  I commented on the guy on the first page.  Grin




Ridiculous!  This dumbazz pizzes me off!  Let's sue her cuz she was a better rider and I couldn't hack it!  Therefore, I laid down and UNINSURED $72,000.00 bike!!   Roll Eyes
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This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2008, 12:02:33 AM »

Did you read the thread?.......
:x maybe I should take my own advice
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« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2008, 01:23:18 AM »

is this your buddy?  Grin



Take away that guys'  bacon  and cut him in half and you'd still be about 40 lbs too heavy to be Mendos' buddy. Lips Sealed   Shocked

So, no that's not Mendodaves' buddy but I can see why you're asking. Grin    If that was my friend i'd cringe at him trackin that bike.

This is Mendos' buddy here. (happens to be my brother-in-law)
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there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.
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« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2008, 06:44:04 AM »


Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   Shocked
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« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2008, 04:11:20 PM »


Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   Shocked

OMG!  laughingdp  ROTFLMAO! applause
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there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.
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« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2008, 04:19:25 PM »

Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   Shocked

laughingdp  laughingdp
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« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2008, 04:48:43 PM »

That's a good test of friendship.  Cry
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« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2008, 05:14:06 PM »



yaaaay trackday!
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« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2008, 06:23:32 PM »


Did that guy's airbag suit go off?   Shocked

How many poor cow's died because of this fat f*ck!
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« Reply #73 on: October 17, 2008, 05:38:11 AM »

Hey Chris, check this out.

you can order them on line.

http://www.quaffer.com/shop.net/retail/default.asp
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« Reply #74 on: October 17, 2008, 10:37:04 AM »



yaaaay trackday!

omg rofl  laughingdp
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