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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2008, 12:30:48 PM »

"motogp race replica bike:  $70,000
private track membership $50,000
chasing Randall on his 620  and passing him for just one corner ....  priceless

Visa...

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2008, 12:33:48 PM »

Wanna get away?
-Southwest
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2008, 12:35:25 PM »

Ride it like you stole it...borrowed it
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2008, 12:51:55 PM »

In best Steve Irwin Voice

"I've caught the rare and elusive Desmosidici, Now I've got it on the ground, I'm going to jam my thumb up it's exhaust pipe!"   waytogo









With all respect to the late Mr Irwin
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2008, 01:01:04 PM »

"I REALLY don't  want to turn around do I?"
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2008, 01:14:05 PM »

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
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"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2008, 01:22:44 PM »

"Alright. You can ride it around the track ONCE. But be careful! This thing will knock your dick in the dirt."
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2008, 01:32:30 PM »

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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2008, 01:41:20 PM »

Having read the story from the other thread I would like to also add

"And this is how I keeps the ladies behind me!!"
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2008, 01:57:54 PM »

"F***ing shitty Ducatis, I'm going back to my Gixxer"

Ego > Skill

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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2008, 01:58:17 PM »

Checklist:

1) borrow friend's Desmosedici.  check.
2) crash it at a track day.  check.
3) hope that nobody takes picture of crash.  no such luck.
4) pray that friend lets you live another day.  uhmmmm.
5) live in infamy on the internet.  Done!
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2008, 02:20:16 PM »

Calamari... the deep fried squid.

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"I told you the CBR1000RR was a better starter bike."
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2008, 02:29:06 PM »

There I was, when all of a sudden....
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2008, 03:15:56 PM »

Calamari... the deep fried squid.

This is THE quote.  applause laughingdp
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2008, 04:24:18 PM »

"Cheap ass bike, the traction control doesn't work"
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Hi-ho-hi-ho....its off to the track I go.................
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