Grampa
|
|
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2008, 12:30:48 PM » |
|
"motogp race replica bike: $70,000 private track membership $50,000 chasing Randall on his 620 and passing him for just one corner .... priceless
Visa...
"
fixed
|
|
|
Logged
|
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911 -Marcus Luttrell
|
|
|
Blackout
|
|
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2008, 12:33:48 PM » |
|
Wanna get away? -Southwest
|
|
|
Logged
|
2003 Ducati Monster 800 2005 Triumph Speed Triple 1050 2003 Honda CR250 2008 KTM 990 SuperDuke
|
|
|
Mother
Guest
|
|
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2008, 12:35:25 PM » |
|
Ride it like you stole it...borrowed it
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
CairnsDuc
Guest
|
|
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2008, 12:51:55 PM » |
|
In best Steve Irwin Voice "I've caught the rare and elusive Desmosidici, Now I've got it on the ground, I'm going to jam my thumb up it's exhaust pipe!" With all respect to the late Mr Irwin
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
superjohn
|
|
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2008, 01:01:04 PM » |
|
"I REALLY don't want to turn around do I?"
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
DCXCV
|
|
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2008, 01:14:05 PM » |
|
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards
|
|
|
Oldfisti
Some call it a sub, dagwood, hoagie or footlong. I just call it my...
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5622
My mom says I'm a catch.
|
|
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2008, 01:22:44 PM » |
|
"Alright. You can ride it around the track ONCE. But be careful! This thing will knock your dick in the dirt."
|
|
|
Logged
|
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
|
|
|
Grampa
|
|
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2008, 01:32:30 PM » |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911 -Marcus Luttrell
|
|
|
superjohn
|
|
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2008, 01:41:20 PM » |
|
Having read the story from the other thread I would like to also add
"And this is how I keeps the ladies behind me!!"
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
NeufUnSix
|
|
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2008, 01:57:54 PM » |
|
"F***ing shitty Ducatis, I'm going back to my Gixxer"
Ego > Skill
Hindsight means looking backwards.
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Why did my tractor just blow up?"
|
|
|
r_ciao
|
|
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2008, 01:58:17 PM » |
|
Checklist:
1) borrow friend's Desmosedici. check. 2) crash it at a track day. check. 3) hope that nobody takes picture of crash. no such luck. 4) pray that friend lets you live another day. uhmmmm. 5) live in infamy on the internet. Done!
|
|
|
Logged
|
'09 Monster 696+ Red, of course. EvoTech Tail Tidy, SpeedyMoto frame sliders, 14T front sprocket
|
|
|
ryandalling
|
|
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2008, 02:20:16 PM » |
|
Calamari... the deep fried squid.
or
"I told you the CBR1000RR was a better starter bike."
|
|
|
Logged
|
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)
|
|
|
ducpainter
The Often Hated
Flounder-Administrator
Post Whore
Offline
Posts: 78769
DILLIGAF
|
|
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2008, 02:29:06 PM » |
|
There I was, when all of a sudden....
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that perspective is even more amazing than yours." To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. "Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
|
|
|
NuTTs
Guest
|
|
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2008, 03:15:56 PM » |
|
Calamari... the deep fried squid.
This is THE quote.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Xiphias
|
|
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2008, 04:24:18 PM » |
|
"Cheap ass bike, the traction control doesn't work"
|
|
|
Logged
|
Hi-ho-hi-ho....its off to the track I go.................
|
|
|
|