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« Reply #285 on: March 21, 2011, 03:32:14 AM »

dude..are you sitting on the toilet?!  Undecided

If so..I believe this is what is standing in between you and your wish.

Everybody poops, dude.  cheeky

I had just gotten home from work, and had no more than seated myself and in she went. Apparently she missed me more than normal, since this isn't typical behavior.
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« Reply #286 on: March 21, 2011, 11:45:33 AM »

My cat Hannibal used to do that.  Glad he's not the exception. 
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« Reply #287 on: March 21, 2011, 11:48:26 AM »

Geeze....what's wrong with you people....close the friggen door. There are some places pets just should not be at certain times....
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« Reply #288 on: March 21, 2011, 11:48:46 AM »

Yeah, yeah...funny book. You could add a new page to it with that pic.
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« Reply #289 on: March 21, 2011, 12:59:37 PM »

Geeze....what's wrong with you people....close the friggen door. There are some places pets just should not be at certain times....

Wait, are you saying you don't hold your cat on your lap while you poop?
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« Reply #290 on: March 21, 2011, 01:10:03 PM »

Wait, are you saying you don't hold your cat on your lap while you poop?

laughingdp  ....ummm no...
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« Reply #291 on: March 21, 2011, 02:31:28 PM »

We call one of the cats "Pee Assistant" because he always runs for the bathroom if me or my wife head in there.

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« Reply #292 on: March 21, 2011, 05:15:41 PM »

Our cats do that too.

Wtf is wrong with them?!?
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« Reply #293 on: March 21, 2011, 05:18:22 PM »

When I'm in the shower, he sits on the toilet lid, watching the shower like he's standing guard or something.

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« Reply #294 on: March 21, 2011, 05:20:51 PM »

Yep. Same here.

If i manage to get into the bathroom without one of the cats he will paw at the door like he's dying to get in there.
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« Reply #295 on: March 21, 2011, 05:22:41 PM »

My himalyan cat, hagu has started watching the tv now.  To the point, where i have to shooo him away as he keeps blocking me.  The DVD that started all this is "Flight of the Conchords" menu.  He started chasing moving things and tapping the tv.  Pretty funny.

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« Reply #296 on: March 21, 2011, 05:52:22 PM »

My himalyan would always peek in at me showering.  His perch was behind the toilet which have him easy access for attempting to claw me everytime I touched the shower curtain.
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« Reply #297 on: March 21, 2011, 06:01:32 PM »

Here's my version of the Maine Coon pic

Longcat is long



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« Reply #298 on: March 21, 2011, 06:02:39 PM »

No thats one of my cats
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« Reply #299 on: March 22, 2011, 05:27:03 AM »

We call one of the cats "Pee Assistant" because he always runs for the bathroom if me or my wife head in there.

JM

Mine does that too. Weird animals.
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