The Official "Dogs of the DMF" Thread

[Popeye the Sailor]

How much do you pay?  I meet the weight requirement (sad but true).  If the money's right, I'll don a canine costume and scare away intruders...

I'm sure you would look fetching.

[Stella]

You funny.

[Stella]

You are looking for 2 right. Count me in on the job.

Sweet! 

McGruff and...Gromit?   

[Statler]

I don't pay enough.   And you're both significantly underweight despite being overqualified in attitude and whit for the job.  Sorry.

Notice I've nicely dodged any hip joint problem jokes here.   <doh!>

[Statler]

I'm sure you would look fetching.

Ugh.    That hurt. 

[Grampa]

our newest..... Tiffy and Taffy (don't ask me which is which.... we have so many I should make them wear those sticky " hello my name is" tags)

[GAAN]

I hear there are these devices that put marks in metal that you hang around the dogs neck

I bet you could use one to scribe letters into names and put them on the tags

maybe

[duccarlos]

You know how much time you waste on petting, scratching and in general ugling over your dog? I "work" from home so it's a lot of time. I can't help it. I loves me some stinky mutt.

[Stella]

Welcome Tiffy and Taffy!   Cute cute pups!!!  You are saints BP and LM!!

[pitbull]

Anyone have an American mastiff?   Offshoot of British mastiff.  Slightly smaller (130ish versus 160ish).  Bred for better hips.   Looking for next giant breed to replace the best st Bernard.   A pair of sisters would be great office dogs. 

google "south african boerboel"

I'm obviously a pitbull guy as there are so may of them around in need of resuce, however, if I were considering a large mastiff breed, the south african boerboel would likely be my only choice. As they have been strictly bred for function and not a popular breed (yet) here in North America, they very rarely suffer the hip issues that most large breeds do. They also live alot longer than most large breeds, with 13-15 years not uncommon. I love all breeds and really love large mastiff breeds, but so many of them are no longer a very functional breed.

[IZ]

Calling any 130 lb dog "smaller" is always good for a laugh. 

Cuz anything smaller isn't a real dog..


including little Dobies..



that throw up disgusting orange stuff. 

[SacDuc]

OH MY GOD! I THINK I FOUND IT!!





HERE IT IS! IT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!




ITS A FACE FULL OF DIRT! I LOVE IT!!





Dogs.    Waddya gonna do?


sac

[Randimus Maximus]

Cuz anything smaller isn't a real dog..

<snip>

So that means Emma doesn't qualify as a "real dog"?

Or did she pack on a bunch of weight lately? 

[DRKWNG]

including little Dobies..



that throw up disgusting orange stuff. 

Well, if you wouldn't have had those hippy-dippy sweet potato snacks laying around... 

[LMT]

Rocky at the park: