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Oldfisti
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« on: October 23, 2008, 11:27:08 PM »

Kinda funny...           http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 12:58:10 AM »

 laughingdp

#1 doesn't count, though... it's not tailgating. it's drafting!  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 04:33:10 AM »

#10 is my favorite, couldn't be more true Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 10:01:27 AM »

why is there no mention of the massive horsepower adding melon shooter exhaust.
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Oldfisti
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 10:08:37 AM »

Kinda mentioned in #9 but not to the extent of melon shooting.  laughingdp
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 10:28:25 AM »

another rule...make sure those rims cost at least double what you paid for the car!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 11:34:28 AM »

#8 I saw a Ricer blow a tire coming off an exit trying that.  Still makes me laugh thinking about it.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 12:10:18 PM »

Speed limits are for suckers.  Do not under any circumstances go below the speed limit.......or you will be killed.  Wait, who wrote this?
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 12:18:17 PM »

If it was Clarkson I can assure you it would be much wittier!  waytogo
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 04:52:44 PM »

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they need

#11) passing someone at 100mph+ and then flashing your hazard lights indicates to them that you, do in fact, have a superior, larger penis.
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 05:28:51 PM »

Plus, if youre a ricer up here in Verrrrmont, make sure you've got the rust holes in the rear fender too, it shows how long you've been kickin' it in da streets. consider it a badge of honor.
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