a "come and get it" pay it forward

[Mother]

they could make a shit-load of pinewwod derby cars

that and table legs

great starter stock for lathe work

(says the guy with zero wood working ability)

[KnightofNi]

i'm with mother.

is this company located in california?

use that cali hippy environmentalism on them. tell them that you have calculated that they can save (insert number of trees) or (insert numbers of acres of forest) if they would re-use their packing materials. with oil prices the way they are they would also save money in the long run because they aren't paying to have as much new wood shipped to them. also, they probably already have a contract with the carrier so they can get an additional discount per shipment if they are shipping these back.

it just has to be pitched the right way. you might also try telling them you will make it public knowlede that they are not doing everything they can to protect the earth. that'll get people acting 





either that or have a massive bonfire (not at your shop)

[Grampa]

I only care about the poor staving loggers

[Porsche Monkey]

So, um, where did you get all that wood?

[Grampa]

So, um, where did you get all that wood?

trees

[KnightofNi]

So, um, where did you get all that wood?

the school for hot nympho exhibitionist cheerleaders next door.

*rimshot*

[herm]

isnt pine pretty crappy wood to burn? builds up creosote, can cause chimbly fires and other bad things?

jsut askin, dont mean to diminish your generosity BP

[Grampa]

isnt pine pretty crappy wood to burn? builds up creosote, can cause chimbly fires and other bad things?

jsut askin, dont mean to diminish your generosity BP

damn you fire people.... I suppose if they used it for campfires, that might lead to forest fires

[KnightofNi]

damn you fire people.... I suppose if they used it for campfires, that might lead to forest fires

can you deliver this free firewood?

[Grampa]

can you deliver this free firewood?

I can get like 2 pieces in my tankbag

[Autostrada Pilot]

"he he...FIRE!"


(where's the Beavis pic when I need it?)

[KnightofNi]

I can get like 2 pieces in my tankbag

i'm gonna need at least 4 to roast my hot dog.
can you put some in a backpack?

[Fresh Pants]

I can't... reach... that... far...

[Mother]

isnt pine pretty crappy wood to burn? builds up creosote, can cause chimbly fires and other bad things?

jsut askin, dont mean to diminish your generosity BP

damn you fire people.... I suppose if they used it for campfires, that might lead to forest fires

Due to Pine being a softer wood with a higher concentration of sap

it is best to use it as kindling

burning it hotter reduces the creosote

the only time you will run into trouble with it is during the night if you fill the wood box and turn down the dampers

then you risk a chimney fire

[Speeddog]

Sounds like Mother's got some FHE.