What flavour Gelato would you like?

[Super T.I.B]

Turd flavour?

[dragonworld.]

Nah!! Back end of a camels gonads flavour!! 

Much tastier.   

[G]

I must say I was impressed with the gelato at this place: http://www.teahnabananagelateria.piccolobar.com.au/

[goldFiSh]

only at the coogee bay hotel, and all yours for only $19 - special grand final pricing

[Super T.I.B]

I call SHENANIGANS!


What, they mean to tell me, that they can't smell a deuce until it hits their lips. As soon as that spoon clove into it, stinkage would have escaped.


There was a Bondi Cigar, now there is a coogee cigar as well. 

[Super T.I.B]

For people who don't know what I am talking about.....

There's Poo in my Gelato!

[G]

Gadzooks, that'd be an abnormally high E. coli count. 

Oops, I thought you were referring to an old Ducati Monster magazine advert with Monsteristi licking it up at a Gelateria...hehehe

[748s]

Mr Williams also confirmed that a staff member had tasted the substance in question and agreed it was not chocolate sorbet.


WTF  Hate to be the shit kicker errrr shit licker at that pub.
Wonder if it was "eat this and see what's in it or you're fired"

[brimo]

"continued attempt by the Coogee Bay Hotel to try and blacken the name" of the Whytes.

nice pun, good to see the art of the sub editor is not dead.

[Spider]

you trying to tell me that chocolate and turd look the same.....and smell the same?

that's not how it's done anyway....someone pisses you off, you make the best hamburger (at McDonalds) you can, perfectly clean, then personally deliver to the customer and say "I hope you enjoy THAT I made it especially for YOU" and then smile very widely. They will be paranoid for 2 days after eating that burger!

[CairnsDuc]

This whole story just shits me no end. The whole thing just stinks







Ha ha ha, He said Poo! 

[ptooey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OUN719sY4c&feature=related

In case you were wondering, the clips from film "Waiting"