Moral Superiority

[The Architect]

142 of them

and after reading through most of her 1650 text messages

she's a pregnant dog

a stuck up snotty pregnant dog at that

and

I really don't like calling women names

I think this is a simple case of karma.

You must have done something good somewhere.  She's a pregnant dog.  Karma rewarded you and punished her.

Normally I'd say give it a little time.  This case it's yours. 

[Sinister]

the snotty pregnant dog is a spark

She sounds like your soulmate - the exact opposite of you. (That was meant as a compliment to you)

[KnightofNi]

turnit in to the police. you'll feel better about yourself and won't have an existential delimma.

plus, if they were setting something on fire ti might help solve an arson case.

though you really should take any good pics off and hold onto them for later 

[Triple J]

Shoot it. Shooting things is always a good time.

If you keep it you'll feel guilty.

Shoot it!!! 

[TiNi]

i left my iphone at the gym one night...
i realized it a half hour later, and returned to find
someone had turned in the phone at the front desk.

as i was driving back to the gym,
i thought there is no way in hell i'm ever going to see it again...

i was soooo happy someone had turned it in,
the only problem was i had no idea who to thank.

[MendoDave]

it's a sim card phone, I just have to swap out the cards

Thats not a sim card, Its a regular SD card for more memory. If the phone was reported stolen you could be in Hot water.
You cold drop it by the Phone carrier & let them deal with it If you don't like the P.D.

[Kopfjäger]

that's what my paranoia was thinking

I found it on the tailboard of my unit

The previous owner is...maybe was

young and attractive

My paranoia figures chick got taken but one of the takers got cold feet and left it there on purpose

Why


do


all


of


your


post read


something like


this?

[Popeye the Sailor]

One way to look at karma is that it lets you do bad things to other people and assume they deserve it.




This broad probably flipped off a box of kittens or punched a baby.

[lethe]

Why


do


all


of


your


post read


something like


this?

Because he's not quite right.

[KnightofNi]

One way to look at karma is that it lets you do bad things to other people and assume they deserve it.




This broad probably flipped off a box of kittens or punched a baby.

what's wrong with punching babies? 

[Speedbag]

I think this is a simple case of karma.

You must have done something good somewhere.  She's a pregnant dog.  Karma rewarded you and punished her.

Normally I'd say give it a little time.  This case it's yours. 

+1

Or, find out where snotty pregnant dog lives, take detailed series of action pics (with phone) of you teabagging said phone, and then mail the phone to her. Ta-da!

Karmic teabagging!  

[Scottish]

BOO HANDING IT OVER TO PO-PO... YAY NEW CELL PHONE!!!! You've done due diligence.

[Timmy Tucker]

My first thought is to keep the phone. But, otoh, you're a firefighter right? If I was you, I wouldn't wanna do anything that could possibly put my job in jeopardy.

[jdubbs32584]

Because he's not quite right.

+1

Its just his style of posting and how he organizes his thoughts.

[Mother]

Thats not a sim card, Its a regular SD card for more memory. If the phone was reported stolen you could be in Hot water.
You cold drop it by the Phone carrier & let them deal with it If you don't like the P.D.

no I promise it is a sim card under the battery

just like the sim card under my battery

the SD card is in a different spot