another Jackass out do?

Started by Duck-EZ, December 09, 2008, 07:30:26 PM

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Slag

Quote from: rgramjet on December 10, 2008, 06:47:50 AM
One can of Bush's Baked Beans, a bottle of Guinness and 2 hardboiled eggs.

Human Potato Gun

Or his head would explode  ;D [laugh] Depends on how well lodged the potato was!

KnightofNi

i shared this story witha  friend of mine who happens to be a sex ed teacher.

his response was "And this is why i keep telling people to use more lube! Too much is almost enough"

this is the same guy who coined the phrase "With enough patience, practice, and lube you can get almost anything up there."
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Grampa

Quote from: KnightofNi on December 10, 2008, 07:29:49 AM
i shared this story witha  friend of mine who happens to be a sex ed teacher.

his response was "And this is why i keep telling people to use more lube! Too much is almost enough"

this is the same guy who coined the phrase "With enough patience, practice, and lube you can get almost anything up there."

even another vicar
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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Scooter Montgomery

He says he was hanging curtains in the nude? Is exposing himself to the public really helping his story? I don't think so.
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Oldfisti

Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on December 10, 2008, 11:24:44 AM
He says he was hanging curtains in the nude? Is exposing himself to the public really helping his story? I don't think so.

Another great point I didn't think of!   [thumbsup]   :-\
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

johndoe

Didn't Richard Gere once have a similar encounter with a hamster? :o
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Oldfisti

Quote from: johndoe on December 10, 2008, 12:58:27 PM
Didn't Richard Gere once have a similar encounter with a hamster? :o


ONCE?  Subtract the hospital visit and he calls it an average Tuesday!     [puke]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.