So I guess you were sent to get all that imaginary crap like
Sky hooks
1/2" Hole removers
Chequered paint
A long weight
A short weight
Wooden welding electrodes
Plastic nails
left hand screwdriver
and the list goes on
Yep, sent for skyhooks and a long weight.
I smile to myself when I think about it.
One thing that happened to an Apprentice Electrician was the tradies put a broom handle through the sleeves of his shirt, behind his head, hooked the overhead crane to the broom handle, tore his pants off, winched him up and sent him out onto the street. The RSH went out through the garage door and hung halfway out in the middle of the street in the middle of the Rocks, just down from the Harbour View Hotel.
LAUGH! I nearly pissed myself. My turn was next, but I was too quick when i was 17 years old.