Exciting opportunity in Woodbridge

[Stillie]

 

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/act/671090743.html

URGENT: Need partner(s) for time travel. No experience needed! (Woodbridge, VA)
Reply to: comm-671090743@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-07, 1:43AM EDT


This Monday, May 12th, an associate and I will be making our 7th consecutive break through in quantum/theoretical physics and literally "travelling through time"!

We are very experienced in this field, and will bring along all of the equipment needed for this trip. We are looking for 2 volunteers right now, healthy and in good physical condition, be ready for a lot of hiking, possible inclimate weather, post-temporal shift dizziness (lasting up to 5-10 minutes) and/or dinosaurs.

ONLY SERIOUS RESPONSES, PLEASE. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Volunteers will need to meet with us once over the weekend before the journey, for a briefing, and quick lesson in the basics of time travel. PLEASE RESPOND SOON!

Good Luck! I hope to hear from you all.

Dr. G. Chell

[zooom]

hey...I'm game...as long as they don't try and make me install a flux capacitor in my arse!

[tocino]

Wait, is this the new 'Say Anything' thread? I'll have to get some Jimmy Dean then: