Presuming God exists , what 1 question would you ask God now ?

Started by DoubleEagle, December 14, 2008, 12:52:41 AM

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Timmy Tucker

Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 14, 2008, 01:03:43 AM
my only question for god looks like a baseball bat.

+1

As a former religious nut/bible thumper turned semi-skeptic, I can't say a whole lot about my answer that won't shut this thread down rather quickly. Let's just say that I've got some burning questions.
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God is....... I dunno

Something/someone made all this, and it is/they are too big for me to understand.

I cant explain how radios work much less the thing responsible for making radio waves.... so I just accept.

It's not faith... it's not hope.... its just acceptance.

I don't need to understand to accept... I just accept.

I don't need a bible to be a good human.

I don't need a church to be a good human.

I just need to be a good human.

I believe in whatever made all this for us to enjoy.... call it god if you will.

I feel god in my wife's hug.

I see god in my kids smile.

I accept and I thank.
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So I went solo.  -Me

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erkishhorde

I'd ask him if the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

If I got to ask the FSM a question I'd ask him if God existed too.  ;D
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I'd ask what I'd have to do to sleep with Scarlett Johannson.


Then follow the directions explicitly.
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 14, 2008, 09:33:45 AM
God is....... I dunno

Something/someone made all this, and it is/they are too big for me to understand.

I cant explain how radios work much less the thing responsible for making radio waves.... so I just accept.

It's not faith... it's not hope.... its just acceptance.

I don't need to understand to accept... I just accept.

I don't need a bible to be a good human.

I don't need a church to be a good human.

I just need to be a good human.

I believe in whatever made all this for us to enjoy.... call it god if you will.

I feel god in my wife's hug.

I see god in my kids smile.

I accept and I thank.


I feel a country song comin' on. ;)
Quote from: elTristo on December 03, 2008, 11:07:07 PM
there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.

herm

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...


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Quote from: Sinister on December 14, 2008, 05:17:28 PM
I would say, "Lord, why is it that the thread starter cannot understand forum rules about religious/political discussions?"  I truly believe that only the One, True God can answer this question.

[popcorn]


how about a title change to

Presuming an omnipotent force that superseded known standards exists, what 1 question would you ask that had a guaranteed correct answer based on a collected acceptance of both scientific and religious factors...

Randy@StradaFab

  Well since I'm in the same boat as Timmy Tucker I guess my question would be: Why do you hide?

lethe

Quote from: Sinister on December 14, 2008, 05:17:28 PM
I would say, "Lord, why is it that the thread starter cannot understand forum rules about religious/political discussions?"  I truly believe that only the One, True God can answer this question.

[popcorn]
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Timmy Tucker

1999 M750 - "Piggy"
2007 S4RS