Just for MrIncredible...

[Popeye the Sailor]

5 lbs of cooked bacon?  phtttt! 

for a REAL challenge, try 5 lbs of RAW bacon ... it aitn't kosher X 2   

Ew....just...no. I hate myself but christ, not that much.

[MendoDave]

Don't do it man..

Don't do it.

 
Think of all the wasted non savored bacon....

[Popeye the Sailor]

Don't do it man..

Don't do it.

 
Think of all the wasted non savored bacon....

Pffft! Like I'm going to listen to you about bacon? Advice from the guy who fed it to the dogs (talk about waste) and not to the wife, who then resented you all day? How on earth did you take something as joy giving as bacon and turn it into a weapon of hate?

[MendoDave]

[On the defensive] But, but, but.....But the dogs love me now! _{like they didn't love me before} and the wife...I made it up to her by doing this and that. And, and..the bacon was savored by all _{except by the wife} even the dogs savored the bacon in their own dog like way...










 

[somegirl]

MrInc's just smug cause he has a wife who won't eat bacon.