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Turkey bacon is not bacon. It is purely punishment as you previously stated.
"in fact. NAKID, for being so precise, you get punished for life. You now only have turkey bacon. Grin"
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Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 09:53:02 AM
Turkey bacon is not bacon. It is purely punishment as you previously stated.
+1. Bacon is made from a pig. Period.
...and since you added ALL types of bacon and steak, then bacon for sure! Proscuitto, Pancetta, etc.
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Thank you. Turkey bacon is NOT bacon no matter how much IZ wants you to believe it...
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Bacon is its own condiment. Steak needs at least salt to be really really good. But you are on an Island maybe surrounded by salt water and there is probably a way to extract salt from the water if you have MacGuyver like skilz, so my answer is: Steak if you have MacGuyver like skilz, Bacon if not.
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Quote from: NAKID on December 30, 2008, 10:38:16 AM
Thank you. Turkey bacon is NOT bacon no matter how much IZ wants you to believe it...
Calling Turkey Bacon bacon, is like calling a Garden Burger a hamburger.
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Quote from: rgramjet on December 30, 2008, 10:46:22 AM
But you are on an Island maybe surrounded by salt water and there is probably a way to extract salt from the water if you have MacGuyver like skilz, so my answer is: Steak if you have MacGuyver like skilz, Bacon if not.
You know if you put the sea water in or on anything, it'll just evaporate, leaving the salt, right?
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Damn you all!!!!
You all know about the whole Ghandi sea salt thing right? Unless he secretly is McGyver....
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The Ghandi Sea Water enema and Salt Maker.
Ron Popeil might be calling you!
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.
in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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MacGyver would be pissed at you all for misspelling his name.
And for insulting him by lumping him into the same class as peons who can figure out how to get salt from seawater.
Oh yeah...
...steak.
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I vote for this package deal!
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