DT "say anything" thread

[Speed 3 Pilot]

I've been informed that this is from a video game...

[MadDuck]

that would be you, me, and DRKWNG...

Some of us have to keep it alive!

[Speed 3 Pilot]

My Christmas wish came true, a dry sunny morning...which made possible an enjoyable quick ride to the snake and back... 

[Speed 3 Pilot]

Happy New Year guys, hope 2016 brings good health to you and yours...

[MadDuck]

Ditto y'all!

[MadDuck]

I just wiped out a huge wasp nest under the corner eve of the garage. Unfortunately I also inadvertently shorted the outside Christmas lights as well.   

[Speed 3 Pilot]

Autocrossed the M today...drove like an old man...

[MadDuck]

Autocrossed the M today...drove like an old man...

Some days you still got it.  Some days you don't.  The only problem is if the later outnumbers the former.   

[Speed 3 Pilot]

Some days you still got it.  Some days you don't.  The only problem is if the later outnumbers the former.   

I could chalk it up to a tight course and the M's longish wheelbase, but I won't...

[Speed 3 Pilot]

From my Facebook page:

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'  At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.  A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

[MadDuck]

Praying for dry weather for this Saturday & next Saturday. It doesn't even have to be sunny, just dry. Gotta rack up another 100 + miles & get ready for project work on Sunday. Of course, next Sunday could also be dry & that would be nice too.   

[Speed 3 Pilot]

I'm freeing up time on Sat, if you need a partner lmk...

[MadDuck]

Will do.

[MadDuck]

Won't be able to get out until about Noon, is that OK?

[Speed 3 Pilot]

Won't be able to get out until about Noon, is that OK?

That's good, or even a skosh after if need be...