Thwarting the DPT...One Block at a Time

[desmoquattro]

Isn't he Canadian?  How can he only think of 3 Canadian chicks?!?  Mebbe I should amend.

Like I said...we're dealing with John C here

[DanTheMan]

Pam's got Hep C and is kinda used lookin'.  How 'bout some other secretary of luvin'?  Mebbe DTM.  He's just scrumptious.   

So just to summarize, DTM likes to blow up Pam Anderson with Hep C in Canada, Desmostro wants light rail to Ducatistan and Spidey is now a deficit spending Director of Parking and Reproductive Sevices?  All this cuz DQ put some change in a meter???

Wait why you guys dragging me in to this bullshit conversation.

for the record i have gotten more parking tickets in SF than anywhere else combined. Come to think of it, i have only ever recived parking tickets in SF.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Wait why you guys dragging me in to this bullshit conversation.

for the record i have gotten more parking tickets in SF than anywhere else combined. Come to think of it, i have only ever recived parking tickets in SF.

It's not........it's not hard.


You park in a spot, and feed the meter. You need to leave before your time is up.

[duckwrench13]

nice break?  i don't think dan can visit a foreign country WITHOUT blowing stuff up 

Hey! I only blow up things that "needed" to be blown up. Besides, just because a Dragon AT-4 is an anti-tank weapon, doesn't mean you have to use it just for tanks.

Although, come to think of it, there is that thing I made at the shop the other day... couple of M-80's, some glycerin, some magnesium filings, some electrical tape and an airtight container.
All I need now is an unsuspecting crackhead to sneak into the back parking area at work, and...

[mostrobelle]

...and you'll blow off a finger or two?   

[DanTheMan]

It's not........it's not hard.


You park in a spot, and feed the meter. You need to leave before your time is up.

never been ticketed for a meter running out. Its been those "cant park here on Friday's" or between 8-10 Sunday morning. not living in the city i don't check for those wacky signs, but now i do.

[MendoDave]

1.It's nice to hear MUNI bashing. I mean Muni is so much worse that Public transit in Santa Rosa or LA or Stockton or Redding or Burlingame or Denver or.........

2.After doing a fine deed like feeding the meters on 15th you could have treated yourself to a Nice Truffle from Joseph Schmidt confections up on Sanchez. Yum!

3.I heard this unsubstantiated rumor that DPT just barely makes enough money to sustain operations and doesn't add any revenue to the city budget.

4. Just as a slightly interesting fact. BART is not light rail. (And I know nobody said it was) but is actually heavy rail. In building a Light rail to "Ducatistan" it would probably take forever to get there. You might want to consider a high speed option.







Time to go back to bed. _{I don't see a sleeping Icon, oh here we go.}

[johnc]

So just to summarize, DTM likes to blow up Pam Anderson with Hep C in Canada, Desmostro wants light rail to Ducatistan and Spidey is now a deficit spending Director of Parking and Reproductive Sevices?  All this cuz DQ put some change in a meter???

it's the butterfly effect, baby 

[johnc]

why yes ... i was high when i wrote that reply 

besides, if i listed all those other canuc pit tootsies, it would not have had the same dumb ass effect, right? 

You are high.  So high. 

Dude, Natasha Hendstridge.   
Grace Park
Jill Hennessey
Rachel McAdams
Elisha Cuthbert
Linda Evangalista
Tricia Helfer
F'n TRINITY!!!!!!  She's canadian.   Alright!!!      [moto]   [moto]

http://particle.physics.ucdavis.edu/Canadians/actresses.html
http://particle.physics.ucdavis.edu/Canadians/More/moreactresses.html

Then again, Vertical Scope is Canadian.  Fookers.  Canada, land of nice people, hot chicks, weird bacon and shitty corporations.

[johnc]

nice ... ach (anti-crack-head) device.  i like it ... i like it a LOT. 

Hey! I only blow up things that "needed" to be blown up. Besides, just because a Dragon AT-4 is an anti-tank weapon, doesn't mean you have to use it just for tanks.

Although, come to think of it, there is that thing I made at the shop the other day... couple of M-80's, some glycerin, some magnesium filings, some electrical tape and an airtight container.
All I need now is an unsuspecting crackhead to sneak into the back parking area at work, and...

[johnc]

Like I said...we're dealing with John C here

hey, use lower case ... ee cummings is my hero ...

a presto,
johnc

[johnc]

4. Just as a slightly interesting fact. BART is not light rail. (And I know nobody said it was) but is actually heavy rail. In building a Light rail to "Ducatistan" it would probably take forever to get there. You might want to consider a high speed option.

ultra high speed, low carbon footprint option:
click heels three times while saying "there's no place like borgo panigal" three times ... and poof ... your in ducatistan.

[Desmostro]

ultra high speed, low carbon footprint option:
click heels three times while saying "there's no place like borgo panigal" three times ... and poof ... your in ducatistan.

  nice

[johnc]

nice

remember ... vote for johnc as leader of ducatistan, and all your dreams will come true (yup, i stole this campaign promise from pedro)