Luck Strikes again

Started by He Man, January 05, 2009, 02:30:35 PM

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Quote from: ducpainter on January 05, 2009, 06:23:32 PM
Luck?

+1  :-\

um....  yeah....  I ran across 12 lanes of freeway and was unlucky to get hit...  [laugh]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Porsche Monkey

It's okay He Man.  Yesterday my wife got arrested.  [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


TiNi


Big Troubled Bear

Quote from: Ducaholic on January 07, 2009, 05:26:59 AM
It's okay He Man.  Yesterday my wife got arrested.  [bang]

Please do share the details ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Porsche Monkey

#19
Well, I was gonna Timmy Tucker y'all and leave you hanging for a while but decided against it. 
So it goes like this.  Apparently my new wife, we have been married for 6 months now, has had quite a few traffic tickets in her past.  I'm not entirely sure how this works so I'll just explain it how it was explained to me.  She has been paying the tickets off quarterly as thats the agreement she has with the DMV or whoever.  This past October she "forgot" to pay and her license was suspended.  No warrents or anything like that, just a suspended license.  Now I love my wife very much and we are very happy together, but the amount that she forgot to pay was 40 bucks.  So $40 is what caused her license to be suspended.  Anyways, she was on her way back to work yesterday after having lunch with her sister and was pulled over for speeding 10 over in a 60.  The officer that pulled her over was apparently a rookie and was following the book to a T and arrested her.  She called me crying hysterically to let me know what was going on and that her sister was on her way to pick up the car so it wouldn't be impounded.  Then her sister called me and told me to stay at work because she would handle everything as there wasn't much I could do at this point.  I called my brother who used to work as a bail bonds man and between the two of them they arranged the $2000 bond and got her out of jail at 8 pm last night.  I went and picked her up from her sisters promptly thereafter and brought her home.  Now we have to take care of all the legal stuff.  Think I may need to get a lawyer in on this one. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Big Troubled Bear

That really sucks man, hope it all works out OK [thumbsup]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

He Man

#21
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17459.0

Geared up, packed all my stuff to hit the Muay Thai gym and i just spent the hour i was gonna take to get tehre warm up, looking for my keys. Ive looked everywhere. i am 95% sure i left it on my drafting table as i have been doing for the past 6+ months. Now its no longer there. and to boot, the bike came with only 1 black key. no spares (yes i have the red, and the only black key in town cost $100)

And when i mean everywhere. i ment i looked in the trash, inside a pot of rice, in the oven, in the washing machine, in the mailbox, in the garage, on the bike. etc.

Porsche Monkey

It will be in the last place you look, so look there. [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house