Wonder how much trouble I would get in if I tried this

[Porsche Monkey]

I sat next to a woman who was begging me to lift the armrest because I don't take up nearly all my seat, and the armrest was digging into her "ribcage".  I finally turned to her and told her that she paid for her square inchage and I paid for mine.  "Ribcage?"  Sorry, but those ain't bones, lady.  That's 100% pure lard that is being pinched!     Maybe she could have said that her lard was digging into her ribcage because the armrest was pushing on it. 

It was kinda like that.  I was in the window seat and the armrest was all but non-existent because of her fat rolls. 

[VisceralReaction]

As funny as we think this is, and don't get me wrong, I think it would be funnier than hell. There was a news article
on FOX news today. A guy made a joke on a plane:
"When a flight attendant asked him to close his laptop after boarding on Saturday, Shafermeyer told KMOV-TV in St. Louis that he jokingly asked her, "Are you the one who checks for shoe bombs?""
He spent 3 days in jail for this. I personally think that's a BS knee jerk reaction, I mean, come on.