Dallas Cowterds fans

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The Texas Department of Public Safety officers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

[KnightofNi]

i actually chucked at a few of them although the one about the rings should be answered with "retired"

[Kopfjäger]

 

[MTBryan]

AHHHHHH! That is freak'n hilarious! I just sent it to a few of my Cowboys fan friends. With friends like that, who needs enemies!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Monstermash]

Two Words.... make the beast with two backs YOU! 

But please be sure and let me know when you find a more successful pro football franchise.

[He Man]

Two Words.... make the beast with two backs YOU! 

But please be sure and let me know when you find a more successful pro football franchise.

Patriots, but then tom brady got injured.

[swampduc]

Patriots, but then tom brady got injured.

Cowturds have more SB wins, as do the Steelers.

[nateqwik]

Cowturds have more SB wins, as do the Steelers.

Sure.... but what are the odds that the cowgirls will win a playoff game this DECADE? I happen to know the answer to that one.

SLIM AND NONE!!!

Cowgirls fans can only live in the past and watch  as Jerry Jones tries to buy enough felons and thugs to steal him another SB ring.

[He Man]

Cowturds have more SB wins, as do the Steelers.

Its funny how you mention 2 teams. but theres a 3rd team ,the 49'ers that have won 5 superbowl rings. Sorry to say, but because 49'ers suck worst than having to have sex with a bed of nails, you seemed to forgot them. which is exactly my point here. Why cant the Patriots be part of that? 49'ers didnt get 3 sb rings in 4 years. neither did the steelers.

Lets see....

3 superbowls in a 4 years span....2 more and they will be the most dominate dynasty in NFL history. Something that no other team has been able to do except the cowboys. xpt tony homo is a baby, and Terrell Owens cries worst than jeremy shocky.

[Jobu]

Its funny how you mention 2 teams. but theres a 3rd team ,the 49'ers that have won 5 superbowl rings. Sorry to say, but because 49'ers suck worst than having to have sex with a bed of nails, you seemed to forgot them. which is exactly my point here. Why cant the Patriots be part of that? 49'ers didnt get 3 sb rings in 4 years. neither did the steelers.

Lets see....

3 superbowls in a 4 years span....2 more and they will be the most dominate dynasty in NFL history. Something that no other team has been able to do except the cowboys. xpt tony homo is a baby, and Terrell Owens cries worst than jeremy shocky.

It is extremely hard to win a Superbowl.  Asking for two more any time soon is asking for a lot.  The Patriots are watching with Dallas this year.  And Brady is struggling to recover.

[He Man]

I think brady can be good by this winter. just like Peyton Manning, it took him a while to recover and get back into the groove. Though he lost to the chargers (really heart breaking, i wanted to beat rivers face in :/) it took him a while to get set his groove in, and in the end rivers team took the lead (no matter how undeserving it was...)

This year, i think its very possible that the giants make it to the superbowl again. Whos on the other side? i really dont know...Id be very excited to see the steelers go to the superbowl.

[duclvr]

[KnightofNi]

i just want the iggles to lose so i don't have to hear the self righteous fans around here gloating and saying how nobody likes philly and now they are going to have to shut up.

and this only has a little bit to do with the beating dallas just took from them. it has more to do with the reaction of the fans.

[swampduc]

i just want the iggles to lose so i don't have to hear the self righteous fans around here gloating and saying how nobody likes philly and now they are going to have to shut up.

and this only has a little bit to do with the beating dallas just took from them. it has more to do with the reaction of the fans.

But it's true; nobody likes philly, and philly fans even less so! 
(and no, I'm not a Cowturds fan. I really only care about college ball)

[Monstermash]

Oh and for the record, I do live in New England but I don't follow the Pats too much because I hate Brady. I will say that I watched them more this year because of the absence of Brady. Truth be told I was hoping they'd give the that rookie O'Connell from SD state a shot. Cassell is what he is and didn't do a bad job but with Brady going down in the first game of the season it would have been nice to see what the future of the franchise is.