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Author Topic: Want To Nail The Bastard That Tries to Nick Your Bike????  (Read 2540 times)
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« on: January 10, 2009, 11:46:16 PM »

http://www.markpascua.com/2008/11/23/smartlock-a-bike-lock-that-explodes/
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2009, 12:25:15 AM »

Interesting !!

Wonder how much?






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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 12:40:07 AM »

"The SmartLock designed by Michael Lambourn is a bike lock with a twist. It allows bike owners to quickly and easily use the cable to lock their bikes to a rail or post. However, the highlight of the lock is that when a thief attempts to cut the cable, pressurized liquid running inside the cable will spew and stain the thief’s clothing and surrounding area. The idea is to help you and law enforcement find the thief. Video after the break.


The SmartLock’s cable is reinforced steel and cutting the cable will result in the perpetrator to be sprayed a total of four times.

The cable has four independent cores each supported by its own propellant. Two of the cores contain a staining dye and the other two contain a clear forensic marking liquid. "

I know its designed for pushies but I'd rather have to repaint my bike than have to replace it?? waytogo


http://www.mikelambourn.com/
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 12:52:24 AM »

Why bother with "fluid"...

Just charge the sucker up with 240 volts instead.....

That way you don't have to find the thief with stains on his cloths....

He's f...k..d right next to the "cable" he just tried to cut......  waytogo

And he won't do it again....  bacon
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 02:29:35 AM »

Heh, at work we have discussed the possibilty of channeling the 1500volts through the trains to stop the poor bored numbnuts from trashing them!! Roll Eyes

First offence is the last offence!! Evil
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 03:03:08 PM »

Heh, at work we have discussed the possibilty of channeling the 1500volts through the trains to stop the poor bored numbnuts from trashing them!! Roll Eyes

First offence is the last offence!! Evil

Now that's cleaver thinking Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 11:45:53 PM »

i'm with Trev on that, spark up the bastard good and proper
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 11:54:36 PM »

I recon this wiuld be better  Evil

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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 11:57:55 PM »

very good vince but i dont want to kill them straight off let the bastard suffer nice and slowly and few shocks here and there

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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 12:01:45 AM »

very good vince but i dont want to kill them straight off let the bastard suffer nice and slowly and few shocks here and there




Nah then you will just have to clean up after him  vomit

My way its all done and gets rid of his mates to  waytogo

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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 12:03:43 AM »

no his friend will be watching , so get them to clean up the mess, make sure nobody does it again
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2009, 12:20:14 AM »

I recon this wiuld be better  Evil


did that kid with the sky rocket up his bum go further with his experiments  laughingdp
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 02:19:03 AM »

did that kid with the sky rocket up his bum go further with his experiments  laughingdp
If my mates told me to pull down my pants and lie on my back.....well.....let's just say they wouldn't be friends for long.

Dragon, come over and hook up the security system when I finally buy something, will ya?Huh?
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2009, 02:50:11 AM »

If my mates told me to pull down my pants and lie on my back.....well.....let's just say they wouldn't be friends for long.

Dragon, come over and hook up the security system when I finally buy something, will ya?Huh?

Absatively waytogo
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2009, 02:53:29 AM »

very good vince but i dont want to kill them straight off let the bastard suffer nice and slowly and few shocks here and there



Then their short and curlies become Looong, singed and straight. Evil
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