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« Reply #1350 on: September 16, 2009, 02:01:29 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
I'll send you the airbrush...

Knight would look like a tall Red Foxx. Tongue
Can I be either Grady or Rollo?
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« Reply #1351 on: September 16, 2009, 02:08:36 PM »
Quote from: lethe on September 16, 2009, 02:01:29 PM
Can I be either Grady or Rollo?
You can be both. Grin
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« Reply #1352 on: September 16, 2009, 02:08:47 PM »
Who's gonna be aunt Ester?
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1353 on: September 16, 2009, 02:10:15 PM »
Quote from: alfisti on September 16, 2009, 02:08:47 PM
Who's gonna be aunt Ester?



I'll be the pregnant dog.
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« Reply #1354 on: September 16, 2009, 02:16:20 PM »

Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?
Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

Fred Sanford: On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat?
Aunt Esther: Oh I wouldn't mind a little snack.
Fred Sanford: Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!

Fred Sanford: Listen, Esther. In the first place, you can't enter that contest because your not eligible. See one of the things you have to be is a part of a certain race.
Woody Anderson: What race?
Fred Sanford: Human!

Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!

Fred Sanford: All you got to do is enlist Esther in the Navy. And that way, you can have her face buried at sea!

Lamont Sanford: She's gonna be competing with her own peers.
Fred Sanford: Her Peers?
Lamont Sanford: Yes.
Fred Sanford: You mean Godzilla is in the contest?

Aunt Esther: What's wrong with my posture?
Fred Sanford: It's full of prune pits!

Fred Sanford: Polly-Esther - that's you. Half woman, half parrot!

Fred Sanford: Who is it?
Aunt Esther: It's Esther!
Fred Sanford: Esther who?
Aunt Esther: You know Esther who! Open this door fool!
Fred Sanford: I can't open the door!
Aunt Esther: Why not?
Fred Sanford: You too ugly!
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« Reply #1355 on: September 16, 2009, 02:19:59 PM »
Esther...Fred Sanford...you look like a messy fool.

Fred...Esther...you look like a cessy pool.

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« Reply #1356 on: September 16, 2009, 02:24:23 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 02:19:59 PM
Esther...Fred Sanford...you look like a messy fool.

Fred...Esther...you look like a cessy pool.

 waytogo
What a truly great show.
Maybe it can be the theme next year seeing that we'll be burning the junkyard Ranger.
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« Reply #1357 on: September 16, 2009, 02:27:48 PM »
Quote from: lethe on September 16, 2009, 02:24:23 PM
What a truly great show.
Maybe it can be the theme next year seeing that we'll be burning the junkyard Ranger.
With any luck...

the Ranger will be gone before that.

For money even. Wink

Fred would be proud.
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« Reply #1358 on: September 16, 2009, 02:37:51 PM »
Quote from: alfisti on September 16, 2009, 02:08:47 PM
Who's gonna be aunt Ester?




Don't worry Nate I'll be Ester.  I've been told I look just like her.
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« Reply #1359 on: September 16, 2009, 02:39:03 PM »
Quote from: The Architect on September 16, 2009, 02:37:51 PM
Don't worry Nate I'll be Ester.  I've been told I look just like her.
Where's the fun in that for me Frank? Grin
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« Reply #1360 on: September 16, 2009, 06:12:05 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 01:34:24 PM
I musta missed Kanye at DIMBY

Me too, and he was so close Undecided
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« Reply #1361 on: September 16, 2009, 07:19:44 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
I'll send you the airbrush...

Knight would look like a tall Red Foxx. Tongue

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i'm coming elizabeth! this is the big one!
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #1362 on: September 18, 2009, 01:19:49 AM »


dimby bromance  Kiss
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« Reply #1363 on: September 18, 2009, 02:26:24 AM »
They were powerless to restst each other.

Their beards were like magnets.
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« Reply #1364 on: September 18, 2009, 03:40:37 AM »
that has to be the beard buddies picture.

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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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