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« Reply #285 on: January 22, 2009, 06:22:55 PM »

there's not enough tequila in the world to start comparing lance lengths at DIMBY.

G's 620 will come back.  It'll do as ton plus a touch.   it would have been fine on our last ride if spanked a bit.
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« Reply #286 on: January 22, 2009, 06:25:39 PM »

Nate, are there 2 tractors?

If so, I propose DIMBY jousting

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« Reply #287 on: January 22, 2009, 06:28:11 PM »

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« Reply #288 on: January 22, 2009, 06:44:41 PM »

Cattle prods
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« Reply #289 on: January 22, 2009, 06:47:55 PM »

Cattle prods
I bet the cattle have a different perspective.
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« Reply #290 on: January 22, 2009, 06:56:09 PM »

I bet the cattle have a different perspective.

"Hey what smells so good it smells just like OHGOD MY BUTT IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Like that maybe?
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« Reply #291 on: January 22, 2009, 06:57:28 PM »

"Hey what smells so good it smells just like OHGOD MY BUTT IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Like that maybe?
Or...

ouch.

Hard tellin'
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« Reply #292 on: January 22, 2009, 07:04:23 PM »


G's 620 will come back.  It'll do as ton plus a touch.   

620 = A ton+40  Grin

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« Reply #293 on: January 22, 2009, 07:04:54 PM »

Or...

ouch.

Hard tellin'

We could prod ML and see what his reaction is.


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« Reply #294 on: January 22, 2009, 07:09:18 PM »

We could prod ML and see what his reaction is.




show up to DIMBY on a trumpet and get prodded with an electric stick.

good slogan for a t-shirt if we get a good pic to go with it.

he sold the trumpet though didn't he?

let's shock him anyway.
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« Reply #295 on: January 22, 2009, 07:10:19 PM »

Don't shock me bro!
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« Reply #296 on: January 22, 2009, 07:18:27 PM »

My uncle shocked himself with a cattle prod once. On purpose too. He's dumb.
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« Reply #297 on: January 22, 2009, 08:46:59 PM »

We could prod ML and see what his reaction is.


show up to DIMBY on a trumpet and get prodded with an electric stick.

good slogan for a t-shirt if we get a good pic to go with it.

he sold the trumpet though didn't he?

let's shock him anyway.

FIRE BAAAAADDDD!!

Don't shock me bro!

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« Reply #298 on: January 22, 2009, 10:01:54 PM »

show up to DIMBY on a with a trumpet and get prodded with an electric stick.

good slogan for a t-shirt if we get a good pic to go with it.

he sold the trumpet though didn't he?

let's shock him anyway.

it took me a second to drag my mind out of the gutter here.
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« Reply #299 on: January 22, 2009, 10:30:44 PM »

My uncle shocked himself with a cattle prod once. On purpose too. He's dumb.

No shit !!!!!!!! Shocked
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